Are you the type of person who scours the review section for an Amazon product before buying it? Even if you don’t let reviews sway your decision , you might want to check them out.
Why? Because some people leave the strangest, funniest, and most unhinged reviews imaginable. Like the ones in this list, that are probably better than the products themselves .
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“Clearly, worth the price.”
I don’t know about you, but I think the item might be worth the price. At least, this person’s sort of aggressive review says so. And if you can’t believe a testimony like that, what can you believe?
“A review on a bath mat that makes you want to not take a bath.”
Sure, the mat smells like it came back to life after being dead for three weeks, but at least it looks really pretty.
“Well this certainly escalated quickly!”
Imagine getting hit by a car while crossing the street, and the first thing you do is check if your nail polish chipped. I’m gonna go ahead and assume the user didn’t need to go to the hospital.
“I need this. This is the same situation I am in.”
Not only did the mouse save this dude’s relationship, but it made him closer with his girlfriend’s lover. If that doesn’t make you want to buy one, I don’t know what will.
“The deep exhausted sigh at baby #175.”
I think the most terrifying part about this review is that the reviewer is planning on buying them again. Who really knows how many tiny plastic babies are hiding in their house now.
“This review was for a pepper spray.”
Pepper spray is the kind of thing that you buy hoping to never use. So… if you use, like, a lot of it, then you should probably think about relocating.
“A review for mascara…They can now see their grandma…”
I don’t know which part of this review is better, the mysterious house fire followed by a smiley face, or the fact that this person is on the run from a dude who impersonated their grandmother.
“I thinking of going to witness protection. 2nd guessing now.”
And yet, the user used their full name. Something tells me not even witness protection can help you at this point (don’t worry, I know that it’s all a joke).
“Dumbest or smartest?”
I really, really hope this is a joke review. Because there’s no way you could look at the D balloon and think it was just a lowercase A, when all the other letters are upper case.
“Who would think to look at the bottom of a new dish before microwaving it?”
“Nowhere did it mention these are not microwavable.” You know, except on the bottom of the bowl where it says not to microwave it. The fact that the reviewer didn’t “see” that warning only says they didn’t wash the bowls before using them, which is pretty gross.
“They see me rollin’ / They hatin’ / Patrollin’ and tryna catch me ridin’ dirty / Tryna catch me ridin’ dirty.”
I wish I had the confidence of this random woman who posted pictures of herself rolling down a hill just to show how sturdy her leggings are.
“Review for a Mechanical Pencil.”
Breaking news: This pencil is, and I quote, “the most pencil of all time.” This is it. It’s the only pencil you’ll ever need for the rest of time. All those other pencils can just leave.
“10 out of 10, didn’t disappoint.”
You know what? It is pink, silky, and has see through bits. Definitely not what this woman’s husband was expecting to come home to, but also not technically a lie.
“Bucket hat: 4 stars Family: 0 stars.”
You know, I do kind of hope that this user found the confidence to wear the bucket hat. Especially since that review was from 2020, and bucket hats are totally on trend these days.
“Review for an RFID-blocking passport case…”
One star off for this person’s husband deciding to peace out and never come back. But to be honest, the best part is the fact that 9 people found the review helpful.
“But did it work?”
I love the fact that the husband had no idea what the item was, and decided to just stick it on the cat. I think even the cat could tell you that it’s not a harness for pets, though.
“Reality check.”
As funny as this review is, I feel like it’s definitely very accurate to most cat owners’ experiences. You only exist to feed your cat and clean its litter box. Other then that, you’re just a big pile of body heat.
“Who would have thought.”
I’m just trying to figure out who thought buying 1000 live crickets online and getting them shipped was a good idea. Like, what did you expect was going to happen when you opened the box?
“Great solution!”
I think the funniest thing about this review is that the reviewer is telling you to remove your pants in order to use the seat for public toilets. So many extra steps when you could just stick some toilet paper on the seat.
“HOT DIGGITY DAWG.”
This is it. This is the funniest review I’ve ever seen. From the “Hot diggity dawg” to this person’s buddy named Rick who works at NASA, literally everything about this review is comedy gold and I can’t stop reading it.
