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14+ Funny Pics To Send To Your Tinder Date Before You Ghost Him

Patrick 9 Oct 2019

Ah, Tinder: it has given us some truly horrific encounters, and some fantastic memes in disproportionate measure — I'll let you decided which side has the greater quantity yourself.

Odds are everyone reading this has ghosted someone on Tinder, or been the recipient of a ghosting which you are probably still haunted by (you're welcome).

However, the purpose of this list is to arm those of you planning a ghosting, or even to prepare for potential future ghostings with an arsenal of hilarious images. So, without further ado, here are 14+ funny pics to send to your Tinder date before you ghost him, which will really add a sense of occasion to the whole affair!

1. The Struggle Is Real

Reddit | inheritedkarma

Truer words have never been spoken in such an apt manner. The plight of an entire species summed up perfectly.

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2. Give Em The Old Haunted Potato

Reddit | The_PhilosopherKing

Chuck that guy away like a hot potato, and make sure he's weirded out in the process.

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3. "Kitty is planning your death"

Reddit | Waifer2016

There is such a wealth of emotion packed into this series of images; it can go a long way to explain a feeling that sometimes just can't be put into words.

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4. Boo!

Reddit | shaolinblaze

Perhaps the most apt, if not the most subtle! I particularly like the weird floppy hands for some reason, and I can't figure out why.

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5. Couldn't Have Put It Better Myself!

Reddit | crazyg0od33

Why say with words what can be said by a inappropriate cross-stitch woven by an angry stranger on a crowded plane?

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6. Some Words Of Comfort

Reddit | TooDryy

It's important to demonstrate from a young age how tough you are, even when you're crying over your booboo on the inside!

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7. The Devourer Of Fingers And Souls

Reddit | _-Vampy-_

Because nothing says, "Don't talk to me anymore," quite like a satanic, dead-eyed Furby. I always found these things creepy as a kid, and my mind has not been changed as I have gotten older.

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8. The End Of Our Brief Journey Together

Reddit | zizobg

The perfect picture for when you're sending him packing back to the sordid, solo depths of the internet. Beep beep you unwitting fool!

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9. "Seriously?"

Reddit | Shreyash_jais_02

This is one hell of a confusing and wildly unsettling thing to leave your Tinder date with before you abscond into the wild blue yonder of Bumble.

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10. Fork You!

Reddit | unexpecting

Pretty self-explanatory, and a real let-down to receive if you catch my drift! Horn sounds and cheering as you pop a sick wheelie and cruise into the sunset.

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11. For The Immature Among You

Reddit | HydrolicKrane

The perfect picture to prove that you think he's too immature even if he is a fun-guy, and you've been sporened by a guy like that before!

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12. Got Any Plans For The Weekend?

Reddit | BackPacker777

Don't you just hate it when your skunk gets a can stuck on its head and you have to call the police to use an inexplicably flimsy wire poker to jab at it for seemingly no other reason than a lack of concrete ideas about how to appropriately diffuse the situation?

Unmatched

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13. First Impressions Are Very Important!

Reddit | bjurdi

It's good to offer some words of advice to those we encounter in our lives if we believe they need a little pick-me-up, no matter how sardonic the advice may be!

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14. I'm Outta Here!

Reddit | johnnybiggles

The perfect image for when you need to highlight that you're out, but also convey a great deal of semantic information at the same time.

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15. "The delivery woman decided to have some fun with my Halloween decoration on my front porch"

Reddit | MrBrainwashed

Just hit them with this and the ol', "This is a package that you'll never get your hands on." Perfect for if you live in a low-budget rom-com and don't have time to fully ghost someone but want to be semantically just as spooky.

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16. "In my local coffee shop"

Reddit | chatsubo20

I mean, if you're lucky enough to be getting that kind of numbers on Tinder, I guess you could repurpose this. However, based on my time on Tinder, I refuse to believe that anyone gets the kind of numbers that they really say they do — and that is all I have to say on the matter!

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17. "Watching people try to hide when selling mirrors."

Reddit | JeanRalphio0501

In this day and age, it's important to protect your identity, especially if you're the kind of person who puts grocery bags on your head.

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18. "The many stages in my sweater's life"

Reddit | Hippaul

The struggle is real here. How many times my girlfriend will have "accidentally done that hoodie on too high a wash" so that she can have it? I feel your pain friend.

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19. "My grandma’s technique for cooking with hot oil"

Reddit | ItsMe_YO

A lovely confusing image there for if you think they need to be dealt with with a little more caution! Then just do the worm out of that chat and let lady time do her business.

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20. "Found at a local estate sale"

Reddit | davidmcw

Ah, Emma, perfectly expressing my own personal feelings towards any genre of arts and crafts since 1977. I want to hang this in my soul.

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