16 Ridiculous Pics That Prove We Should Always Expect The Worst

I would like to sit here and say that everything is going to be alright, but I'm not Bob Marley, and this is real life. I don't wanna start off this article with lies, so I'll just let you in on a secret: Always expect the worst.

It may seem counter-intuitive to the gratitude movement that's currently sweeping the nation, but what can I say? People are sheep who love blindly. So brace yourself for impact, and you'll probably make it out of life alive.

1. I don't know who this man is, but I want him as far away from me as possible. 

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I'm not trying to call the police today, but I do have 911 on speed dial, should the occasion arise.

2. Restaurant work sucks for many reasons, and this is one of them.

I can't say that I've ever stuck around behind the counter long enough to have a few battle scars, but watching this gif certainly scarred me good.

3. This is just one example of why we need to invest more in our public education. 

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

There is no reason for something this stupid to ever occur, but alas, the internet makes anything possible.

4. I guarantee this toilet has never been used in a crowded room. 

Reddit | throwaway_the_fourth

I mean, I don't know for sure, but I assume that we have evolved past the point of pooping with an audience?

5. Apples are evolving and they can't be trusted. 

Twitter | @Mr_DrinksOnMe

When fruit begins to fully weaponize, we are in serious trouble. Oh well, it's not like anyone eats fruits and veggies anymore.

6. I didn't know rocking dentures was so damn restrictive. 

Reddit | arae00

Can't a little ol' lady enjoy a little lolly without losing all of her teeth? What has the world come to?!

7. Whatever he did, he won't be doing it again. 

Twitter | @MrFilmkritik

Take that as you will, but we all know that this man is in for a wild ride. I hope he gets a head start.

8. People like this are the reason I don't venture into the holy land of Swedes — also known as "Ikea."

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

They're also the reason I don't go outside ever. Thanks a lot, pranksters.

9. Can't we just leave well enough alone? Why do some people need to watch the world burn?

Reddit | Reddit

These are just some of the many questions I would like to ask the human race.

10. Cartoon hair, don't care.

Reddit | Thats_gross95

What in the world? I don't know whether it's the idea or the execution that fell flat. But who am I to judge? I'm not a hairdresser. I just have eyes.

11. Someone please shake some common sense into this person. 

Instagram | @nochill

I don't know if there is really any other way to deal with this type of madness. Hopefully she didn't pee on that thermometer.

12. Is that fish for decoration or consumption? I'm asking for a friend.

Reddit | other_other_self

I feel like there is really nothing less appealing than watching a beta fish swim next to the candy you're about to put in your mouth.

13. Why buy pre-nutted M&Ms when you can consume copious amounts of hot glue?

Reddit | hannahc137-420

I can't believe I asked this question. Someone call poison control ASAP. I don't think WebMD can help us with this one, folks.

14. Is it more shocking that someone accepted this bill, or that the Glorious Leader looks so good in a tiara? 

Twitter | @yasminnetches

I'm obviously gonna have to go with the latter. Duh!

15. Because regular old coffee just isn't Instagrammable enough, right guys?

Facebook | Memes

I feel like this type of questionable behavior is making me want to quit society and live in the forest under a tree stump like your mom does.

16. Don't try this at home. Like, for safety purposes, not just because I want to kill all the fun. 

Twitter | @byrunt

Never DIY anything related to your eyes, unless you wanna end up in with blurry vision and regret.

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