Once in a while, a little attitude isn't a bad thing. Trust me. Without a pinch of sass, the world would be a terribly boring place.
That being said, there is an acceptable amount of salty. Just because some people may laugh at your stupid jokes, that doesn't necessarily make them witty or clever. Trust me, I would know. I write crappy jokes for a living.
I didn't come to this pretentious store to purchase an overpriced item with a salty attitude.
This was set up so perfectly, but that's still not a good enough reason to drop a bomb this big.
Remind me to stick to platforms that don't promote sass attacks.
You basically have to rock the censor of shame until you gather the courage to rip it off and wear the ink stain of shame instead.
I guess this is what happens when you observe society from the sidelines. This man knows women more than women know women.
Getting knocked on my butt would still be much less painful than having to hear someone order something pumpkin-spice-flavored one more time.
Sometimes you need to put Facebook relationships in their place.
And rightly so. They've lived long enough to drop some drama every now and again.
I'm also glad that someone left that comment. It's all-around hilarious.
Drop some knowledge on me, washing instructions. I'm always down for a little insight. Lay it on me!
No one gets away with playing games on Grandpa. He invented games back in the '70s after he got bored with the industrial revolution.
This is why hanging out with a "divorced diva" isn't a good time for anyone.
I'm not sure how they're feeling right now, but their oven is obviously having a terrible day.
I'm not sure it would've even occurred to this person to try and fish around here, but now they must do it no matter what it takes.
On the plus side, I think they've found a way to not get in trouble for it. Sassy and smart!
Unfortunately, the actual point here doesn't seem so obvious, unless it's "Now you don't get to enjoy this as much as you otherwise would."
This does illustrate how much lessons can vary from teacher to teacher, though. Because I'm pretty sure Sgt. Scraps told me that both dogs and cats are good.
I mean, how quickly did it go to all of these places? It's definitely quite the jet-setter for a piece of office stationary.
I've seen people doodle chemical models onto the streets of Boston, but even they didn't essentially find a way to assign us all homework.
This might be the nerdiest anarchy I've ever seen.
This person might think she's being annoying, but if she keeps changing it up enough, I guarantee people will keep looking forward to what she comes up with next.
But in a way, maybe it's kind of genius.
After all, if the rule-breakers have to stand here to show us what rebels they are, it probably means that they're staying away from wherever the owners actually don't want alcohol.
Checkmate.
It doesn't really inspire a lot of confidence in your product if you're not even willing to use it yourself, you know.
I have a special fondness for that "lol" as well. After all, what kind of evil victory do you really have without an evil laugh?
Honestly, it's a shame that people still act this foolish online.
Methinks that someone is playing the game hard-for-attention. Well, here you go, little mama.
She's been brewing savagery since she's had to tolerate your overdramatic temper tantrums, ungrateful attitude, and bad report cards.
Club Penguin was the best, and I can't believe that it's gone forever!
