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15+ People Reveal The Weirdest Things They Think No One Else Does

Have you ever caught yourself doing something that made you stop and wonder, "Wait... Why did I just do that?"

Yeah, same.

We all have those bizarre behaviors that make us question our own sanity, but that we also inexplicably just can't seem to stop doing.

Thanks to the wonderful, far-reaching powers of the internet, we can connect with other like-minded people who also can't seem to quit the quirks. And isn't that what the internet's all about?

1. Take A Whiff

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"I have noticed I often sniff when I enter a room so I don't scare people by just talking out of nowhere."

Someone else added, "I scoot my shoes on the ground so it makes a noise."

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2. Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

Instagram | @sophiadamren

"I wiggle my foot really fast when I'm falling asleep," this person shares, and later added their rejoice at finding their fellow foot-wigglers: "I have found my brothers and sisters!"

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3. Close Call.

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This person wrote, "Every time I bend over to pick something up, I pretend I just unknowingly dodged a bullet from some faraway sniper trying to take me out."

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4. Say It Like You Mean It

Instagram | @fineasslines

"I say things to myself to break a train of thought," someone shared. "Like 'I love you' or 'I'm sorry' or 'you got this' just to keep myself going on the right path. Probably be weird if someone walked in on me trying to motivate myself out loud."

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5. Keep Things Interesting

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"Sometimes I wonder if there's actually people who can see into your mind, so I start thinking about really interesting things so if there is, they won't think I'm boring."

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6. Spell It Out.

Instagram | @madeforfirstgrade

"Sometimes I spell a word in my head over and over until it seems like nonsense."

By the way, this is a real thing and it's called semantic satiation and I do this on the daily.

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7. Just A Dash

Instagram | @ign_artist

"I tap every time a dashed line goes past the car," this person wrote. "It's like a perpetual game of guitar hero."

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8. The Pen Is Mightier When It's Warmed Up

Instagram | @ella_bullets

"Just before I'm about to write, sometimes I'll do this little circle thing in the air above the paper, like I'm revving the pen up before I use it," this person shares.

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9. Seems Safe

Instagram | sandidge_soprano

This person wrote, "I see how far ahead I can walk with my eyes closed before I get freaked out and have to open them."

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10. Sweaty Chicken Dance

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"I have hyperhydrosis (fancy word for sweating a lot) and my T-shirts are constantly sticking to my armpits," this person shares. "To un stick them, I just lift my elbows up and down a time or 3. Basically, I flap my arms like a chicken."

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11. Time To Catch-Up, Benny

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"Sometimes when I get bored, I explain modern things to Benjamin Franklin," this person wrote. "Music I listen to, or how my phone works, etc. Sometimes I go even further back and explain it to Socrates or a cave man."

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12. Careful, It's...Cold

Instagram | @iamgabbychoko

"I blow on my ice cream," this person reveals. "To...cool it off? I'm not really sure. I wasn't even aware I was doing something weird until my gf noticed and said, 'You know that's not hot right?'"

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13. Blinking Mad

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"Sometimes I think about the fact that I'm blinking right now and then it's like it's not happening subconsciously anymore, now I actually have to control my blinking," this person wrote. "And I freak out for awhile because I can't do anything but think about trying to blink at a normal rate."

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14. How To Make Car Rides Interesting

Instagram | @emmacobondrummie

"If I'm a passenger on a long car journey, I pretend there's a running man at the side of the road who can't touch the ground, and I imagine it in full detail," this person shares. "Jumps onto that tree, somersaults down and runs along the barrier, jumps, pushes off the stop sign and onto the phone box and so on..."

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15. Hello Old Friends

Instagram | @gerdameistaite

"I'll occasionally reread sections of a book where nothing much happens, but the characters are just chilling," this person wrote. "It's almost like visiting friends."

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16. Too Much To Handle

Instagram | @caseyondemand

"When I'm watching a movie or TV series and something bad happens to a character I really like, I can't handle them being sad or distraught," this person wrote. "So I stop watching it. It's a real problem. I have to force myself to continue. Because if I wouldn't, I wouldn't watch anything until the end."

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17. Practice Makes Perfect?

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"When I'm alone sometimes I will shriek and beg for my life under my breath as if I am being murdered in order to give myself a cheap chuckle," this person shares. "So I'll be in the bathroom coming, 'No God! don't let this happen! Don't let this happen! He's stabbing me! I don't want to die! our father who art in heaven...'

And just laugh my ass off."

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18. Drama Queen

Instagram | @callahan_tribte

"If I accidentally hit my head or something when I was little, I'd pretend to be knocked out for at least 10 minutes on the floor and then slowly get up when I'd realize nobody was going to indulge my dramatic ass," this person shares.

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19. Heated All The Way Through.

Instagram | @birdandbun

"In the shower, I slowly rotate to keep myself evenly warm," this person shares. "I do it unconsciously now. Like a rotisserie chicken."

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20. Fold 'Er Up

Reddit | IT-Ronin

"Habit that I've had since childhood: I play with my ears, especially when they're cold," this person shares. "I fold them and scrunch them and can fit them in the ear canal until they unfold and pop back into form."

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