Today in "celebrities doing weird stuff," we have: cults!
No, really. In August, Jared Leto rented out part of an island, invited a bunch of fans to it, and then declared it a cult.
The celebrity news cycle never fails to reach new levels of weird. Let's find out what happened, shall we?
Just in case anyone forgot where he started, a reminder: It was a band that he started with his brother, Shannon.
30 Seconds to Mars is still making music, I guess scheduled around Jared Leto's Oscar-winning antics on the big screen.
Or so that's what Wikipedia tells me. 30STM stans, do not come for me, I'm doing my best here. Y'all seem like cool people!
They helped raise over $100,000 for Haitian relief after a massive earthquake devastated Haiti.
See, they can do cool stuff! Let's slap some respect on their names before we talk about some of the weirder stuff going on.
For the fourth time in as many years, 30 Seconds to Mars hosted "Camp Mars"in Malibu, California.
It honestly looked like a pretty standard festival. There were activities, themed shirts, and huge crowds.
So, there's that. I'm sure if an artist I was a huge fan of threw a camp I'd be willing to put down some serious cash for it, so no judgement.
Welcome to Mars Island, aka Croatia.
For three days, fans flocked to the idyllic island for a 30 Seconds to Mars-themed festival.
I'm not gonna lie, that looks beautiful enough to join a cult for.
From 30STM's website:
"Mars Island is a three night, all inclusive festival experience. Relax and restore with yoga amongst the trees, take a dip in the pool, catch a midnight screening..."
It kind of sounds like a big romantic getaway with tons of fans and the band, but I'm sure there are lots of fans who are very down for that.
Sun! Sand! Water! Yoga! Music! For something that could have accidentally become Fyre Festival 2.0, Mars Island actually went off without a hitch.
Hm, maybe we should start talking about that hand gesture, huh?
That phrase was attached to social media posts by the band, complete with Jared Leto striding around Mars Island literally looking like...well, Jesus.
Apparently, according to 30STM fans, that phrase is just a joke! So don't get weird about it, okay?
I can't...tell if this is a joke. Is it a joke? Is it half a joke, but half-serious, but it's kinda done in a chill way?
Do people really think Jared Leto is a prophet?
As weird as all of this is, the fans seems genuinely happy.
Maybe Mars Island helped them!
Maybe those triangle-shaped hand gestures aren't weird. Maybe a dude walking around dressed in all white on an island he specifically rented for a festival about himself isn't...strange...
Everyone says this is a joke! No harm done, just throwing up Illuminati triangles and cult references for the fun of it.
I don't know what to do here, guys. Help me out.
Let's take a step back, though. Is this really so different from going to a convention?
Yes? Those cons are organized by other people and don't involve yoga? Okay, got it.
Hey, but hot idea: Cons should have yoga.
You didn't have to go that hard, man.
I mean, it's accurate, but still. Yeah, at the end of the day, the cult they're all in is still the same one headed up by a guy who played the Joker.
Chris may be on to something, because Sarah worrying about bothering Jared's creative vision instead of caring for her own ailment is...oh God.
That's cult behavior. Sarah! Bud! They're just two dudes who sing!
He's not a messiah, he's just Jared Leto. I'm so concerned that all of these cult symbols and talk may actually lead people to believe they should join a cult.
Don't do that.
Whether you're in the Echelon or not, perspective is key!
Don't drink the Kool-aid, don't worship a celebrity to the point of making him a deity, and don't compromise your own health for someone else's creative vision.
Trekkies go on cruises together, so why would this be any weirder? Have fun at Mars Camp. Bring sunscreen.
