I was already impressed with the whole bunny-on-a-leash thing well before I noticed there was a bird on their head. Now we're just in a whole world of wackiness that I'm not prepared for.
Generally speaking, we try to appreciate people who are going against the grain. Heck, we even come up with expressions for it — like "going against the grain" (see the last sentence) or "thinking outside the box." Sometimes, it's hard to tell when these ideas are good and when they're a little too far outside the norm.
I was already impressed with the whole bunny-on-a-leash thing well before I noticed there was a bird on their head. Now we're just in a whole world of wackiness that I'm not prepared for.
For me, it's my sense of humor (I know that's hard to believe based on the crap I write on this website). It's not even really a "good" trait, it's just the top of the bottom of the barrel, y'know?
I mean, he could have taken a few extra steps and gone to a store other than Rite Aid, but I don't think I've ever really put that much work into Mother's Day.*
*Fun fact: I am a bad son.
I'd probably also make that "dun dun" sound every time I walked into a new room. I bet I would be intolerable to be around.
I guess this gimmick was from a few years back and this guy is working in professional wrestling now. So, eight-year-old me would say that he is absolutely living the dream.
If there's one thing in the world I'm bad at, it's understanding satire. Like that time I tried to open a cannibalism restaurant after reading Jonathan Swift.*
*Fun fact: I'm lying about having read Jonathan Swift.
Looking a bit ridiculous IRL is nothing compared to letting down your dozens and dozens of Myspace followers. They need to know all of your Linkin Park-related hot takes.
On the plus side, it encourages you to keep both rooms clean — since either one could be on display at any given moment.
Is there some kind of practical benefit to this that I'm not understanding? Is this actually just drainage from the roof?
At least with the gray bricks, it looks like there was a plan to try and really fill in all the gaps. Once we got to red brick town, all bets were clearly off.
Turns out that it's just a test to see who really wants to know what's up.
It's embarrassing enough to have to call for a tow. There's no way that this would make anything better.
I can't tell whether I just uplifted myself or made myself sad. I'll get back to you and tell you where that landed.
I've left some things on the stove for too long before, but I've never actually summoned a goopy demon before. Anyone care to hazard a guess as to what went wrong?
I get that you're excited to meet the little one, but...yeah, I dunno. Maybe I shouldn't be so judgmental.