It's hard to find that sweet spot where people can actually get our full attention. In the morning, we're still reeling from the unpleasant truth that we're not in bed, and in the afternoon, we're already done with the day and wanna go back home.
So what keeps us focused? If anything, it's the reminder that if we don't force ourselves to pay attention, we'll end up making these kinds of mistakes.
Like, are there more people out here asking for cups of donuts than I imagined? The service industry's wild.
I thought it was bad when mine hid my PlayStation controllers on me, but at least it didn't try to eat them.
I guess calling a globe a "lie ball the government wants you to believe" doesn't really roll off the tongue. Like, have they not thought of calling the world "the plate" or something?
Like, there's probably a hotel somewhere that sneakily asked for my greatest fear, and I'm not comfortable with that possibility.
I feel like if Steven Spielberg didn't get the budget he wanted, this would've been the plot of Jurassic Park.
And of course, it would somehow either be Nintendo's fault or your fault that their idea made no sense.
Unless this dude had enough foresight to hide his boss' glasses, I can't see this working.
I doubt it's gonna taste all that great now, but I guess any kid who sees this will be too busy crying for that to matter.
I'm not saying they shouldn't buy the dog, but they should buy him because he's a happy boy and not because someone gave him a stupid haircut.
And actually, that backwards peace sign is basically the British middle finger, so their intentions were clear all along.
Even the dad doesn't seem to take any pleasure in this. He's all business, which means he probably has devious plans for that selfie.
Unless the homie figured out how to turn their car into a trolley, they're playing a dangerous game here.
When I say people should pay more attention, I speak from experience. I'm not just some weird focus master.
I haven't felt this heartbroken about hair since my high school friend caught his butt-length ponytail in an industrial fan.
He was fine, but the tail wasn't.
Sure, they definitely covered where cars should and shouldn't go in driving school, but I can't ask him to stop dreaming. Only to pay attention.
But I've got some top researchers on the case, and once they recreate this, this person better watch out.
They've got some scolding ahead.
But how does this happen when prepping and packaging a pizza? Someone definitely wasn't watching what they were doing here.
What did he even get into and how does one make such a mess?
The tattoo artist should know how to spell, but you also need to triple-check the tattoo before you allow someone to ink it on your body.
This is an accident that should be left in the past, along with crushed childhood dreams.
Someone needs to be fired over this, or else make up for it somehow.
I'm hoping the fact that they got a picture of it means they weren't actually in any danger yet.
But everyone has this garbage can, and you're never going to get it back using this sign.
I hope you aren't too attached to the socks you're wearing that day.
