24 People Just Being Honest With Themselves

It remains to be seen if the latter leads to tougher kids, but someone's gotta do it.

The closest thing to grave robbing I do is poring through people's social media, looking for pictures I can get you to click on. So it's not entirely different.

Apropos to nothing, whales sing, right? So if you had a whole pod of killer whales, all singing to each other, would you call that an orca-stra?

I tried doing the same thing with my wife when we got pregnant, but it just made everyone uncomfortable, and my family never really talked to her again.

If it seems weird that I made a joke like that right after talking about having kids, you're absolutely right.

Why is her dad even there?!

As far as lifehacks go, you have to appreciate the commitment involved in doing this. Plus, once you've learned all the tricks of the trade, you can hook all your friends up. I'm sure there's no way this plan could fail or backfire.

On the other hand, if this was a prank done to the kid, I'd have to imagine he changed schools the next day.

At least that's my philosophy. Granted, that explains why nobody around the office likes me very much. Or, at all, if I'm being entirely honest about it.

This also has nothing to do with anything, but it took me a good long while to realize that this account's avatar is of two people, not, in fact, of an air freshener.

Seriously folks, do what you want when and if you get married. Take each other's name. Mash it up into something different. Change the whole name and call yourselves your favorite Harry Potter character. None of it matters, so just relax.

I'm also thinking he's going to be very disappointed when he realizes that he's dropped his apple on the ground.

Public safety and whatnot is all well and good, but the real hazard to public safety is standing between me and the blue raspberry cotton candy I was promised.

I think my favorite running theory is that she's the aunt of the last girl that the guy dated, and he forgot that they were still Facebook friends until she dropped this "BOO" on him.

Honestly, we don't know the whole story here, but I do know that the dude in this photo can get it, so I'm not going to throw any shade at Grandma.

I can barely function at 7a.m., let alone work up the feelings to be mad at anyone other than myself. This isn't Grandma's first trip to the salt depository.

I've seen this picture around a few times before, but this is the first time I realized that he did actually draw the flower he was supposed to. Y'know, just bitterly.

What do kids even like these days? Yu-Gi-Oh! cards? Are fidget spinners still a thing?

Every time I look at this, my brain shouts "Dental pain!" then "Lisa needs braces!" And if you don't get that reference, you're super dead to me.

It's particularly noble to pass that knowledge down to the generations that follow. Not that anyone's ever had the direction of their life changed by a yearbook quote. I don't think? Now I'm curious. So hey, if you've ever made a life choice based on a yearbook quote, be sure to post about it in the comments.

I genuinely just had a check-in with my boss at work, and one of the questions she asked on the form was, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" and I just wrote, "LOL."

But hey, at least you can get a piece of sharp metal jammed into your spine to help you through it.

More than anything, I'm just glad to see I'm not the only person who does this.

Sure, maybe this all got a bit too honest and revealing, but that was the whole theme of this thing, right?