If you happen to have a pair of breasts, then you likely understand the struggle that is wearing a bra.
They’re painful, they’re restricting, and the feeling of taking one off after a long day is what I imagine heaven is like.
Before we burn our boobie holders, let’s all just laugh our pain away together, shall we?
Whenever I go shopping, the number one thought in my head is, "Which bra will I have to wear with this?" and if the answer is ever, “Strapless,” then I do not get that thing.
However, who the heck has more than one bra for an entire week? Is this a thing? Are people doing this now? Uh oh.
Whoever decided that metal wire was a good idea needs to go to prison for crimes against humanity.
Which, let's be honest, will be never because bras are here to stay whether we like it or not.
I have definitely come very close to getting out the scissors to cut myself out of a very expensive sports bra. I would not have regretted it.
Surprise! It's all an illusion.
Imagine if they had push-up bras back in the day. You know some guy would start screaming, “Sorcery!” and next thing you know, everyone’s a witch.
Trying to put on another bra after your fav was just laid to rest is literal torture.
It’s too soon! Let me have some braless grieving time!
It's always a nice surprise putting your pajamas on, and finally finding out where you put that cash you took out from the bank. Forever pockets!
I basically have two bras that I rotate between, and since they look exactly the same, I never have any idea whose turn it is. So there’s a good chance I haven’t changed my bra in like... ever.
This is a scientific fact. You cannot have a good night's sleep whilst wearing a bra.
Bras: saving snacks for you since you finished puberty.
Don’t get me wrong, arriving home after a long day is blissful enough. But being able to have a ceremony that involves torching my breasticle prison? I am in.
Can you maybe draw me a diagram?
So you put the water where? Okay, this is a lost cause.
Mine would be Mocha Lattes, because they are perky at first, and then tend to look tired over time.
When it's more than one clasp and it's uneven for the whole day, that's when you should just give up and go home.
No, that's fine. Nude, black, and white are all the colors any woman needs. Don’t worry about it.
