Luck is a tricky thing. Some people have it, and some people just don't. It's not something you can buy. No rabbit-foot or horseshoe will bring you universal favor. You can waste all your money and time trying to get lucky, but I guarantee you won't be any closer to winning the lottery.
The only thing you can control in the bumpy roller coaster ride we call life is your perspective. So why not just have fun and forget about everything else?
If you get your hands on a good plug, you may be able to salvage this bath, but by the looks of it, you're not getting a shower in anytime soon.
The thing is, you can't do both at once. You have to choose, and I think this woman's drink just chose for her.
If I had to imagine what disappointment looks like, this would be it.
A good ol' fashioned key job is obviously the best way to get your point across in the heat of the moment. How else would someone know you're mad?
Fill that thing up with some warm water and I'm ready to party.
You may not get physically assaulted, but metaphorically, you'll have been elbowed in the face.
I'm sure it was a huge surprise to whoever bit into this bad boy.
You might as well shave your whole head clean and start again. Otherwise, you better get used to carrying around some new hardware on your head.
This is the reason why I wear a helmet everywhere and anywhere. You never know when you'll land on your face.
This guy is every dog's fantasy, every public school lunch monitor's worst nightmare, and every shower drain's hardest day on the job. All around, this is just a very bad idea.
I guess this dog just got jealous of this man's other best friends. I can't say I know how he feels, but I can definitely sympathize.
Imma make a man work before I give him my shake straight off the street.
The big green monster is like a naked selfie in bad bathroom lighting. We all experience that crippling pain, but no one else should have to see it.
I know some people have preconceived notions about what you can and cannot wear on your feet, but I for one believe shoes are whatever you want them to be.
I feel like there are other types of buns that would have worked better for this kind of thing.
Shrek's like an onion and I'm like an egg. We all have layers to peel back.
