You can tell people whatever story you want, but unless you've got the photos to back it up, it's hard to convince people that you're telling the truth. Even then, they may not believe you, but honestly, that's probably got more to do with their trust issues than anything to do with you.
So, uh, yeah. Come look at these nifty images.
Actually, that's just what one person's arm looks like after an hour of sanding. Much less delicious.
I'll tell you, nobody would see it coming. At least, not the first time. After that, you might just look like a dingus.
Case in point, this velvet car. Yeah, you heard me. A velvet car. There's no way at all that I'd be able to drive around in that car and not sing "Black Velvet" over and over and over again.
I'm sure that this is just a coincidence and that it's a totally different woman who just happens to be wearing the same shirt in the same room.
I mean it's not really all that hard to imagine someone forgetting to put their car in park, but there's something oddly satisfying about seeing it go quite like this.
I remember the characters in theRedwallbooks were always drinking dandelion wine. I don't see any way in which that doesn't taste like compost.
This one might take a second. Don't look at the people who are supposed to be in the picture. Look in the background. Yep, sorry about that.
I guess their graduation was around a comic con or something? Even still, what a picture.
And hey, maybe in 15 years they'll end up together and this'll be an adorable meet-cute. No? Too weird to say? Well, fine, I guess it's cool when Twilight does it, but when I say it, it's a problem.
Either that, or I have been seriously underestimating what some people are capable of. I should stop talking, though, before I start revealing anything too personal.
Unfortunately, they had to have a serious talk about boundaries after that.
Also, I've only just realized how wrong my scale was when it came to how big dinosaurs were compared to trees.
This is also what it looks like when I'm trying to find the right temperature in bed and I put my blanket in all sorts of weird angles.
But, like this truck, I fail to realize that my poor attitude means people won't take me seriously or want to be around me.
Most birds are considered a positive thing on the golf course. Birdies and eagles are cool, but never geese.
You've already got a good start with Pinocchio since he's already, y'know, a puppet.
I mean the ones of me when I was a kid. My current nuclear family is photogenic as heck, as long as I'm the one taking the photos.
*Plays "Baker Street" over and over again, annoying people even more than usual.*
Until this very moment, I'd never thought about the construction of golf clubs. Now it's all I can think about.
Alright, I'm back. And it didn't actually take very long until I remembered that it was called Zeus & Roxanne, and it's about a dog that becomes friends with a dolphin. So pretty much exactly this.
Unfortunately, she's now being treated for two broken ankles along with her vertigo.
Hopefully he takes meticulous notes. If not, it would suck to find out that you've been kicked out of the squad for failing all of your classmates. That's just too much to lose at once.
Sometimes you've just gotta lean into it and take what life offers up for you. Also, I can't help but notice that there's a sign in the background that is talking about a "Stink Sack," and I've got some questions.
Sorry, not sorry.
