There are some people who are simply born to be pioneers of intellect, whether it be in the fields of science, engineering, philosophy, or anything else which seeks to understand more about and advance the human experience.
However, too often in today's society genius is overlooked. So, I have gathered here 12+ people who deserve an A+ in all of the cleverness that you ought to know more about — and be sure to strap on your irony safety jacket.
Mario: Heavy breathing
Anything that means you can justify having Lego on your desk is all right in my book. They could have picked a Lego figure who doesn't look so furious at having to hold your phone charger though!
I'll be right back, I just need to shoot out to the DIY store.
I have never seen such clear talent being used for such menial, yet hilarious ends.
If they're laminated, it also means that they won't get covered in blood when you resort to sacrificing a small woodland animal to the gods in an attempt to get a better grade as there is nothing else left to do. Just a heads up, it doesn't work and can get you in real trouble.
Someone needs to make a giant bucket in the shape of a couch so that you can make these in the same way that you can make sandcastles. Imagine seeing someone walking to beach with a bucket that large.
Such a revolutionary approach to algebra, truly they are the next great mind of our generation.
Or you could just order in extra pizzas, surely that would be easier? And then you don't even have to cook anything yourself.
Ahh, delicious, delicious, anti-oxidant rich work documents.
When was that classroom built? Hot damn this college needs some money for renovations!
Why do you need two dips? BBQ sauce is the only dip you need, anything else is just superfluous. Still though, pretty good idea I guess!
This one would be completely genius, if the person who that message was aimed for was behind you not in front!
Yes, now you can spend your time looking for a hideous Frankenstein remote instead, well done!
This is a fantastic idea until you're using a trolley to let yourself into your house because you can't get your key back.
I would probably use this if I ever had any cause to drill a hole in the ceiling. I put up a shelf once, and realised then that DIY was not a world I was meant to be a part of.
Sure, this is a technically genius idea. However, is filling up a bucket really something which requires such a complicated solution?
You hardly need to be Danny Ocean to figure out this particular heist.
I like the idea of there being no leaking sauce; however, I think part of the experience of eating a burrito is the mess and feeling of slight disgust at yourself for the quantity of carbs that you've just consumed.
If you know what this doorstop is referencing, then right now you're probably awkwardly chuckling.
If asking a pointless question that pretty much everyone has strong opinions about works to get more cigarette butts out of the gutter then it probably works for loose change too.
Did you get it?
It's a UFO caught on tape.
I need to remember this when my dad's birthday rolls around next year. Because I'm totally stealing this.
To be fair, a couple of rubber bands is hardly a lot of work. I have a voice assistant in my home and regularly use it to change the thermostat temperature because I'm too lazy to use the app on my phone.
My only critique is that he looks too excited to learn in the photo. He needs to be a little less eager to be believable.
I mean, it's not a great solution, but for one night it'll do. Sometimes, you just have to MacGyver something from hotel supplies.
Never throw away your old Lego. Even if you never have kids to pass them down to, Lego is always useful.
I mean, it works, but if you don't have a mixer then a spoon will do. Plus, that whisk is the wrong tool for cookie dough. You need a beater or paddle attachment.
This is actually pretty decent. It won't have the power of a real stand mixer, but it definitely leaves your hands free to work on the next steps.
And if your manager complains about how it looks, just tell them to buy better chairs next time.
If you are too cheap to replace a broken office chair, then you're just going to have to put up with employees solving the problem themselves.
I actually love this. It's clever and far more memorable than a basic candle stick.
Who needs a fancy kitchen scale when you have a coat hanger and a little know-how?
You would have to make a lot of homemade pasta to make buying a drying rack worth the cost. This works!
Been there. I used a screw and pliers. If you can manage to push the cork down into the bottle, that's usually the best way.
Yes, it counts and I hope you gave those paperclips a quick cleaning before eating off them.
I think these should be mandatory in all jobs, even ones where you're working with the general public. In fact, especially for people working with the general public, just get rid of the bit about self control and leave the, "Please don't talk to me."
For the occasional tracing project, a window works, but you can't always depend on there being sunlight. This is a handy alternative.
That woman does not give a damn about your flag! Never get in between an elderly woman and her footy game!
