I personally consider those who attempt beauty hacks the bravest of the brave — mainly because they end up with some intense fails that are little gifts of laughter to the world.
It's also a nice reminder to myself that if I ever have the desire to try one of these time-consuming hacks, I should just go ahead and...not.
Mostly because Ariel's skin is flawless and she does not need eyeshadow to improve her look, but for the rest of us, this hack is way too complicated, and this poor person proved it.
Why it's not catching on, I do not understand.
This mixture seems like it makes a great paste that's fun for kids to mold into some shapes, but definitely not something I can turn into a sophisticated matte topcoat.
Not exactly the look anyone wants, but I guess this is the price we literally pay for cheap beauty hacks.
Just make sure you everyone the look that you were going for was "orange wicker basket," and they will tell you that you got it spot on.
Let's be real, either could be plausible, and I wouldn't be mad it both were true.
Why is no one high-fiving me right now?
Apparently, the key to this lewk is blending, but ugh, no thanks — that is just way too much work.
Well, lady, don't worry, because we've got just the hack for you!
How the original person managed to get those sprinkles perfectly aligned on their lips actually makes me wonder if they used super-glue.
I am very tempted to try it.
Unless she was aiming for the smudged look that's totally all the rage. I hear it's super hot overseas. Oh, sorry, that was underseas.
I would be concerned when I saw more nail polish than skin, but hey, that's just me.
I mean, the shape of the lips looks like it's on point — the eyelashes, however, miiiiight be a tad too dramatic.
Unfortunately, this look turned out a lot thornier (get it!) than she probably intended it to. But, hey...at least she tried!
Maybe next time you're trying to pull off the "hipster garden beard" look, try using more than a handful of grass.
Nothing says, "I'm a professional, so please take me seriously!" like this simpler take on the classic Cindy Lou Who bun.
Spoiler alert: It did not.
However, this look could be turned into a pretty excellent Winter Soldier cosplay, so there's that!
Either way, that's definitely not the heart-shaped hairstyle she was going for.
As a rule of thumb, when you're scrolling through the beauty section of Pinterest, if it looks too good to be true, it probably is.
Most of us know to be wary of streaks when we use self-tanner, but this is some next-level stuff.
Honestly, we were robbed because they didn't attempt to paint the bird on the branches in the next three nails. I demand an update!
It's like this girl got frustrated when the pieces wouldn't fit together so she just smashed them in until they did. That's my puzzle technique, and I can tell you, it's not a good one.
I would also be incredibly confused if I put this product on and ended up looking like I just threw some fishnets atop my head.
At least several colors showed up, right?
Maybe we shouldn't expect a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow.
Pop art costumes are supes adorbs around Halloween, and this poor lass is going to end up going as Makeup Fail. It's still a great backup.
