We all know a picture is worth a thousand words. Some photos are so powerful, so thought-provoking and moving, that we never forget them.
The following photos are not them. They'll definitely provoke thoughts, but they'll be thoughts you didn't want or need to have. Nonetheless, please enjoy.
"Most moms play Mozart to their babies to help their brains develop... We just blasted a whole lot of Evanescence, and now here we are!"
If it's the latter, then wowza — I cannot wait for upper middle class retirement!
Personally, I liked it when people just slipped on banana peels. This way feels like way too much effort and not even as slippery.
This photo was taken mere moments after our alien overlords flicked an "activate sheep" switch.
Seriously. Who did this? Probably someone who loves the camaraderie of locking up their bike, but hates having to ride it to other places.
I guess it's true what they say about Canadians: they're super nice and respectful, especially when it comes to the environment — they don't waste a single thing! Just don't ask what's in the miso soup.
The second anything is in quotation marks it becomes super sketchy. Juice? Fine. But "Juice"? Abort mission, immediately!
If a car wore jeans, would it wear them like A or B?
Don't you just love places that want to be inclusive of disabilities and impairments, but also are prepared to do a terrible job of it? Oh, you don't? Me neither.
I think this is what my worst nightmare looks like, too. Mostly the dog — I hate it when very good boys break the rules.
Like...that cheetah knows Cheetos don't actually have cheetahs in them, right? Your species was not harmed in the making of those snacks, sweet cheetah.
Those are some tentacles I don't wanna touch.
A burn hole right in the crotch? I don't even wanna know what happened after that fire started.
Is this ice going to grow into a full car and then be driven around by a snowman? Now that's a movie I'd like to watch!
Also why are you on the subway? Get into your Poké Ball, Ash is probably worried sick!
Apparently, this thing is an assquatch — aka a taxidermy deer butt. And while that solved the question of what, what I don't wanna know is who the heck is gonna buy that and why.
