24 Bizarre Pics That Are Stranger Than Fiction

The part that really troubles me is that there are apparently "NO certified synthetic colors," which makes me wonder if they cheaped out and used the uncertified stuff instead.

You know what, tomato, if you feel that you're actually a strawberry, you be a strawberry. Granted, this may have something to do with my anti-tomato agenda, but I'd like to think I'd still be supportive.

If there are any meteorologists out there who reported on this and didn't make at least one Jimi Hendrix or Prince reference to "Purple Haze" or "Purple Rain," they don't deserve their job.

The only thing worse than looking at this image is rereading that pun. If I can't come up with better yolks, my career in humor writing is definitely ova...

...Something about shells? I dunno, man. I swear I'm doing my best.

I don't endorse it and I don't appreciate it making it past the planning stages. But some person out there did exactly what they set out to do when they made this happen.

At this point, I've got like, three dozen clones taped to me at any given time. It's getting to be a problem.

Maybe I shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Maybe eating a bread sandwich using PB&J on the outsides is the right way to go.

He looks like he's trying to avoid some rule about the maximum occupancy of the room by never actually touching the floor.

I'm outraged, but I'm also really craving mini pizzas now.

I'm honestly upset with Del Monte for endorsing this. Not to mention, why in the world would you call it a "pattycake"? Own up to your mistakes, Del Monte.

My spellcheck is really mad at me for pretty much the entire last sentence.

But, more importantly, not only is a giraffe playing a drum immediately hilarious, I'm also deeply troubled by the fact that its head doesn't match its plush body in any way.

I'm really hoping that this really is a trick of the water and that I'm not in some way bodyshaming a woman who legitimately has enormous feet.

Do with that information what you will, but make sure you take a good photographer with you. Or at least someone who's played Pokémon Snap.

I'd like to think that a bunch of kids got a fake ID and a car like that one episode of The Simpsons. But the truth is probably disappointing.

Unless you've got a buddy following you with a radar gun, I'm not sure how you would even know if you're obeying this one.

Their message was a little too subtle at first, but that frowning Happy Meal (Sad Meal?) really ties the whole thing together.

Wearing a black shirt with white stripes is the fastest way to look like a poseur to a white animal with black stripes.

I think this good boy showed a lot of restraint by not shaking the ears off hours ago.

Like, Jenga's great and all, but does it have a round where you somehow have to balance a suitcase on the tower?

That's the real challenge.

Also, I just noticed that she has some kind of skin care product in her mouth. Is that supposed to be a breathing tube?

That's...different.

I'm just now realizing that that thing has wheels and appears to be powered entirely on its own. Which begs the question, where can I get one?

That's a totally normal thing to do that will have no possible negative or fatal consequences in the near future.

I bet this person is either really really good at video games or unbelievably bad at them.

I don't know how much of that is pavement melting and how much is sandal melting, but I know I'd hate to fall anywhere near there.