Every relationship has bumps, and no partner is perfect. But some men's behaviour leads me to wonder how they ended up in a relationship in the first place.
It's one thing to forget a birthday or anniversary — and those things are bad enough as it is — but these guys are on a whole other playing field when it comes to putting themselves in the doghouse.
He photocopied a picture of his face — with his eyes open — and taped it to the outside of their second story bedroom window. Understandably, his wife was not amused!
All this woman wanted was a picture of her sweet son with his dad, and instead got photographic evidence that will for sure be brought up in arguments for years to come.
Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but if you helped create the baby, you'd better believe you're helping to get that baby out! And did he seriously just compare childbirth to the man flu?
Something about these pranks really bugs me! But seriously, he'd better start cutting out some paper flowers. He's gonna need a whole lot of them to make up for this joke!
"Goodbye wedding ring. Hope someone finds you in LA and wears you." Losing your wedding ring while on vacation is a little sketchy, if you ask me. But this guy has lost three!
It's all fun and games until you think you're thawing steak on the counter, only to realize it's actually a butter sponge! Also, from now on, I will only call corn on the cob "butter sponges."
There is nothing more enraging than going for a spoonful of peanut butter, only to find out your SO ate it all, didn't replace it, or throw the container out. Note to men: REPLACE WHAT'S BEEN EATEN.
"When your husband is away on business and his smart home stuff is delivered on the snowiest day of the year. 2 skids, 90 boxes, 600lbs." She can't exactly leave all this stuff outside, either!
I'm gonna go with the top of that scale — £500 is like $700, right? Yeah, I'd say that's fair payment for going rogue during a haircut.
We're not sure what this guy did, but he's definitely in the dog house. It must've been pretty bad for him to make this kind of public apology. Yeesh!
Joke or not, you do not ask a stay-at-home mom what she's done all day. She's juggling kids and managing all the schedules, events, chores, and "invisible" household jobs. Bring home flowers, buddy.
It was his lady's birthday. Rather than getting her a gift that she would enjoy, he decided to buy her this monstrosity. I'll just let her face tell you how she feels about it.
He kept up the joke long enough for her to really believe it. This kind of prank not only guarantees you'll be sleeping on the couch, but that you might be moving right out of the house!
"Dad said he wanted a photo of his two loves...mum was a bit upset when that turned out to be the dog and his car."
Letting your son's wagon roll down a hill to chase a ball is one way to piss off you wife. Another surefire way? Only noticing your kid's takeoff when she starts yelling, "DUDE, WTF?!"
Needless to say, this woman was not happy to find out she was getting carrots and not carats. At least she knows that with jokes like this, her boyfriend's ready to be a dad.
