12+ Supermarket Blunders That Should Make The Fail Hall Of Fame

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I do not want to know what sort of school these kids are going to. All I know is, you don't want to mess with the kids from this school.

Well, at least they're organic and wearing some form of protection I guess.

Although considering that this zucchini seemed to be the only one in the store marked like this, I'd say it's more the work of a bored employee than anything.

Based on the Freudian slip somebody made on this sign, I think supermarket employees would do well to start taking cold showers.

Jesus, with the knives and the rum, what are people teaching these kids these days? Although, in fairness, I remember quite a few people drinking rum while I was in school... ah the fun of being 14.

I can imagine reading that sign and then turning down the aisle only to see an unnervingly keen looking member of staff slowly nodding their head.

Right, this is just ridiculous! What kind of things do the people who run these supermarkets think that kids are getting up to?

Oh, Ken, no! There has to be some sort of list that this Ken doll is on!

They're starting drinking younger and younger these days!

Inappropriate Mariachi music starts playing

It all makes sense now, the back to school offers such as these must be for the teachers! My eyes have been opened.

You must choose. But choose wisely, as the true grail will bring you life, and the false grail will take it from you.

Isn't that a little like closing the stable door after the horse has bolted?

Yes, the product is peanuts. This is either a joke, or somewhere there's a person who tried to sue this company for not having this sign out.

Funny enough that's also the title of the worst Garfield comic ever created.

This Mother's Day display has been brought to you by the 1950s.

Wow, that good yeah? I need to try some of these nondescript goods if that's the case!

Honestly, hastily crossing out the sign saying that you serve people makes this supposed "hummus" even more suspicious.

I'm expecting this store to get a shipment of Soylent Green next week.

I guess when my shampoo bottle starts running out, the best way to get the rest of it out is to put it down "Australian style."

Har de har har.

I'm picturing a lot of interested parties suddenly getting disappointed when they realize this sign promoting "a French style milf" is just about bread.

Still, it's hard to imagine someone seeing this in their shipment and thinking, "Sure, that makes sense."

Do I even want to know how to "throb proudly?"

If you want to scoff and tell me that it's obviously 11 am, then I urge you to continue reading the sign.

If you say 10:30 am, then I like the way you think.

Another good tip is to avoid using the word "flesh" to describe the section. It kind of makes it sound like the witch from Hansel and Gretel will eat them if they go there.

Maybe they just put up the "closed" sign because it shows all the credit cards this place accepts. Even so, it's kind of weird to put that information on the sign that says you can't come in.

Not only is the lock supposed to make it harder to barge into this bathroom rather than easier, but it seems like you could just trap anyone who tries to use it inside.

I think I can hold it in.

When the pillar guy and the freezer guy decide they're not on speaking terms anymore, they aren't the only ones who suffer.

Yeah, it might help to put your big, summery letterboxes against a wall to make sure 90% of customers actually know what you're talking about.

Because unless this was put here to make sure nobody steals their "Entdecke frisches Obst" sign, it's probably not accomplishing much.

And while the idea is cute and it's hard to fault them for the materials they used, the execution could stand to look a little less scary.

This fish has never not been not actually previously frozen. However, it also may not have never been not quite not frozen as well, just so we're clear.

Wait, is it saying that the fish themselves are entertaining? Or, is the store entertaining the fish, in which case, what sort of entertainment do fish like?

You'd think that they'd know better than this. I like the idea of a member of staff consulting the manual to try and figure out how to make this go away.

I guess they're not really that different if you think about it, it's an easy enough mistake to make!