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Neiman Marcus Is Literally Trying To Sell You A Hot Dog Sofa For $7,100

Okay, so the next time some rich Boomer tells Millennial me to just "skip the Starbucks" and all my budget problems will be gone, I've got a new bit of stupid to point to.

We don't all want the same Ikea couch in our homes and it can be worth spending a bit extra for something well-made and special. We may even want to splurge for something custom.

But who the heck pays over $7000 on a sofa that looks like a hot dog?!

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Talk about blowing your budget on silly "luxuries". I'll keep my weekly PSL, thanks.

No, I don't care if it's from a fancy store like Neiman Marcus and is made in Italy.

It's a HOT DOG.

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Like, you can maybe get away with this in a kids' room. Maybe. And only for a couple of years.

Plus, the accessories are questionable.

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While cucumbers and tomatoes aren't completely unheard of on a hot dog, they're still an unusual choice for pillows.

And that wiener, which is key to being a hot dog, looks really uncomfortable to actually sit on.

I mean, some of the details are cute.

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I actually like the little sesame seeds on the back, though you'll never see them if the couch is placed by a wall.

Still, $7,100 is a lot of money for any couch, and unless you happen to have a local store that happens to have it in stock, you're also going to have to pay $275 in shipping.

You can check out the listing for yourself at the Neiman Marcus website

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