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The Newest Starbucks Halloween Cup Is Perfect For Sipping While Hexing An Ex

Halloween is almost here, which means the most witchy among us (myself included) are getting out our aesthetically pleasing black clothes, crystal collections, tarot cards, and every object on the entire planet with a picture of a skull on it.

We're basically creepy connoisseurs, and we didn't come out of summer hibernation for some happy, bright colored, basic drink tumblers⁠—oh no. Give me dark; give me spooky; give me 'men fear me when we accidentally make eye contact in CVS'.

Starbucks has us covered this year with an assortment of spooky cups.

But you can't just call every dark colored tumbler "Halloween themed," cause that's too easy of an out. No thanks.

Starbucks knew that to top off their Fall collection, they needed a cup so explicitly Halloweeny that Jack the Pumpkin King himself would endorse it.

Now feast your weary eyes upon THIS my pretty!

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This wonderfully illustrated Starbucks cup is perfect for coffee, or for like, just riffing off the top of my head here, sipping the blood of every college boy who has ever ghosted you. Either/or. It's your choice really.

Drink your witches' brew in a Starbucks near you.

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Though they'll only be in stores from now till Halloween, once you buy one you'll be able to sip while you spell-cast all year long. Think about it. There ain't no rest for the wicked.

h/t: Pop Sugar