I'm about to lay down some FACTS, okay? You may not like em', but we're gonna hold hands and sip this truth tea together, okay? Okay. Deep breaths.
Boys are oblivious as frick. I'm not talking men, who are more attune to daily nuances than we often assume, but boys.
You know the difference between men and boys—you've dated both Chad from Alpha Phi Beta and Leo who has a retirement savings account. Leo is a man; Chad is a boy. It's not an age thing, it's a vibe thing. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.