Warning: these quotes have no theme. Just pure fun! Why stick to a theme when we can have pure chaos?
I am definitely the "it's already 9 PM". I love going to bed early, and I will never be shamed for such things.
Just try and stop me! My sleeping body will be too heavy for you to carry.
Listen, someone has to do the hard job of being the entertainment, even if people are laughing at me.
But I am willing to take on that responsibility for the good of the people.
If there is one thing I love more than anything in this world it is food. Maybe even a little bit more than my friends.
But when I don't have the food I want? I become a COMPLETELY different person.
I know some people use cleaning as a self-care tool but I truly can't understand it.
I mean, good for them and everything, but that's simply not how I relax.