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30 Things That Are More Satisfying Than Buttering The Perfect Piece of Toast

There some sights that we come across which are just unavoidably satisfying. They are the sorts of things that can distract us from the usual chaos that goes on around us.

Bearing this in mind, please enjoy these 30 things that are more satisfying than buttering the perfect slice of toast!

"Think I've just found the WR longest Arby's swirly fry."

That must have been one hell of a monstrous potato that they managed to fashion this fry from! If it even was a potato in the first place...

"My windowsill perfectly reflects the houses behind me onto my wall at sunrise. Image is naturally upside down."

"It happened totally by accident, my window was open with the blinds closed and I also have drapes over the window. The camera obscura doesn't work without the drapes," this person added.

"This book collection sorted by color."

I mean, it is obviously very impressive, but this one will definitely split people. There is no way that I would stack my books like this over stacking them alphabetically.

"My aunt's chickens laid a satisfying palette of eggs."

They look like they are a part of a Dulux Color Chart. I also did not know that chicken could lay green eggs. And yes, please leave your Dr Seuss comments below.

"The way that this snake obeys the pavement pattern."

This just took me right back to playing Snake on my old Nokia 3310. What a classic that was, will gaming every reach the heady heights of original Snake?

"Wood table carving by Vedad Kulalic."

And yet, if you stub your toe on it it will still hurt like any other table! Seriously though, how long must it take for people to get this good at carving wood?

"Checked my stores sales this afternoon and found a very satisfying amount."

You need to relish that moment, as this will likely never happen again. Although, I am not sure if you want to be at a place where this is the sort of thing that you relish in your day-to-day life.

"When you unwrap the perfect Reese's cup."

This is the best way to start a day, by unwrapping a perfect Reese's cup — and yes, I know that no one should start their day by eating peanut butter cups! What are you, my dentist?!

"Perfectly assembled sprinkles."

What kind of monster has the time and patience to do something like this? There is so much more that you could be doing in this world?! I just cannot work out why this was the thing someone chose to spend their time doing?

"This cat with orange, grey and black fur gave birth to 3 kittens each of whom took one of its colors: 1 orange, 1 grey, 1 black."

If those three kittens run head first at each other then they will form a clone of their mother. That's how biology works, I'm sure of it.

"This car wash's soap solution looks the molten lava."

I really cannot work out why this is so satisfying to look at, but by God it is. It kind of looks like cheese at certain places, which only makes it better.

"This high-end makeup palette."

I would never buy this as I would be far too scared of messing it up to actually use it. That is why I buy very cheap makeup as I do not look after it in any way whatsoever.

"This candy section at my local store..."

I wonder how long it took the person who works here to make that display look that incredibly appealing? Just wait until a load of kids come in and completely ruin it.

"The Way This Slice Of Pepperoni Fits Perfectly Inside The Onion."

I keep waiting for this pizza slice to start talking to me with the voice of Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants. He doesn't look very happy about his current situation as well.

"An industrial laundry dryer turned this pen into a banana."

They needed to give us a banana for scale! I wonder if they were still able to write with it? Something tells me that that would be a non-starter though, what with it missing a nib and all.

"Splitting logs today, had a very satisfying first whack."

The fact that people actually split logs as part of their day-to-day activities always baffles me. I always just think of splitting wood as something that people do in the movies.

The Perfect Estimation!

The person who posted this wrote, "We've been needing a little countertop for the space between the fridge and the stove and I got this one today by eyeballing it and hoping it fit when I got it home."

"This tree is eating this sign. Appears satisfied."

It was suggested that they need to give this face an eye-patch, and I fully endorse that idea! I can perfectly hear the munching sounds of this face through the screen.

"This neon sign has a bit of a strong accent."

There is no way that you can read this sign without hearing it in an over-the-top British accent, and I cannot help but find some satisfaction in that weird fact.

"Plate broke in weird satisfying shape."

This looks kind of like a Pokeball, or one of the doors in the Star Wars prequels (*shudders). Time to paint the thinner half red, that is the best way to move forward with this I think.

"Broken Sign Still Accurate."

"Tim, when I told you to fix the sign, I kind of hoped that you would actually fix it and not just break more letters."

"Well, I filled the brief so I don't know what you want me to say."

"Yogurt arrangement at this market."

"I want to believe this was done by a part time grocery store dairy clerk, but I've worked in supermarkets and this was more likely done by some yogurt salesman working from a company mandated grid and he took this pic to show his boss that he did what he was told to do," added one cynical individual.

"Had a day off due to Covid and did this for my wife."

Wow, this is one of the best ways to spend a day that I have seen for a long time! Nothing like spending a day clearing up your wires...Christ, I really am old now, aren't I?

"My friend let her chickens loose on a watermelon. They picked it clean."

I mean, you could also say that they...pecked it clean. Also, I had no idea that chickens were this into watermelon, what a weird thing for them to like.

"After 20 years of working at the same place, I vowed to finish a pen, then I finished the box."

They really went to town on pen number 6. Just look as the state of that nib! It looks like they used it to stab someone!

"My neighbor's tree has the perfect fall gradient."

It looks as though someone has come along and hand-painted this tree. What a boring job that would be, to be the guy who has to paint trees' leaves different colors when fall comes around.

"The dog I'm dogsitting for looks exactly like her food."

I wonder how many pet owners choose to buy certain pet foods because of how much the pet on the package looks like their pet at home?

"The way the frost highlights the sculpture."

It looks more as though these two have been drawn with a pencil than made out of stone. The woman's pose really helps with the frosty aesthetic as well.

"Cause building a snowman just isn't satisfying enough for me anymore."

Apparently this was only upright for about five minutes before some kid went crashing through it according to the person who posted it. Jumping through this would be incredibly satisfying though.

"Seems like a good time to finally show off the spice rack I built."

While this is incredibly satisfying, one herb enthusiast did add, "looks good just wondering if you considered the heat that the fridge puts out? It may decrease the potency of some of your herbs quicker. Probably not that big a deal depending on how you place your herbs."

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