Our names are important. They are the first gift given to us by our parents and stick with us all throughout our lives. Most of us don't think twice about our names but others aren't so lucky.
Below is a collection of some of the internet's strangest and most unique names you'll likely ever hear. Have a look and see as people begin to share the worst names they've ever heard.
If it were me, I would have definitely opted to leave the initial of the last name off of the nametag. How many times in a day do you think this poor woman gets called "Anal"?
Do you think that Crystal has an addicting personality? What are the odds that her firstborn son is also named Heisenberg? OK, that's enough with the Breaking Bad jokes for now.
I have to believe that your parents named you Richard, so why on earth would someone willing go by the shorthand Dick if their last name was Swett? I applaud the interviewer for being able to keep a straight face.
The parents probably named the girl Ransom due to the fact that children hold their parents hostage for 18 years until they are finally able to kick them out of the house for good.
"I worked in a school for a while. A girl named “Peculiar” was the worst I heard, and she was such an awesome kid. Went by “P” though." - Reddit u/Its2much2na
You'd have to be awesome with a name like that.
All I have to say is that I feel sorry for this man's wife. Imagine having to marry into a family and be known as Mrs. Sackrider for the rest of your life? Hopefully, she kept her maiden name.
Did she have a knack for getting into sticky situations? Strange as it may seem, "Glue" is actually an ancient Anglo-Saxon name that dates back to the 13th-century. Maybe that's where it came from?
I honestly feel like this one is just too easy. What could I possibly say about General Ass Biscuits that hasn't already been said?
Whoops... please pardon my Freudian slip. My subconscious apparently couldn't help id self.
"Working customer service desk, irate woman yells at her twin boys who are roughhousing “ALPHA AND OMEGA!!!”. Thought it was a weird nickname but nope… her twins are named alpha and omega." - Reddit u/fourthhexgirl
Whenever I meet someone named Christian, a part of me always wonders if they're an atheist. I don't know why but I just always find that kind of irony to be funny — which is probably why I'm going to hell.
If life ain't easy for "A Boy Named Sue", can you imagine the trials and tribulations that you'd face going through life with a name like Dickie Head? Why would any parent want to do that to their child?
I know what you're thinking and the answer is no — the man's last name isn't pronounced "sex whale." The way to say the name properly is to pronounce it as "sex-WALL-eh."
At first glance, this might sound like the most disgusting cooking book ever to come into existence — unless you happen to speak Thai. Then, you would already know that "poo" actually means "crab."
I can't go too in-depth as to why this name is inappropriate, so if you're left scratching your head — just go and look up the urban dictionary definition of "beaver." But make sure to not do it on a work computer.
According to Redditor Infection233, Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt were his father's preschool teachers. I commend the bravery of these two women for facing a class full of kids with such low-hanging fruit for last names.
What's the oddest name you've ever heard? Leave a comment and let us know!
