To be surprised is to be alive, as nothing can ever be predicted 100% accurately. Of course, though, some surprises are better than others. For those who detest surprises, none are good!
To appease everyone regardless of their stance, here is a list of minor, inconsequential surprises that delight and confuse. From mysterious buried treasures to unexpected additions to packaging, there's something for everyone!
There's no way that isn't haunted, or at the very least hiding a haunted item inside. Why else would anyone bury a TV?
I'm glad their family business is working out, but they will now be used as an example in every family business that's failing to prove that it could work out.
The cost to convert is probably pretty high, so to do that instead of just saving a bit more for a new car shows real dedication to the original.
I don't know about you, but I'd like to know if my dinner is considered evidence or found property.
It's called fashion. Fascinators like this are all the rage on the birdy runways, but uncultured humans such as us wouldn't know anything about that.
Finally, an excuse to want to be rained on. Maybe if I had one of these, my friends wouldn't look at me weird whenever I say I hope it rains.
Now that's what I call brand dedication! Really, though, when staying at a themed place like that, the little details really make it special.
Combining months like this is the way to go. They all seem to blend together anyway, let's just cut out the weird feeling of it and make Janbruary or Septober.
It's just beating everyone to the chase to it always seems like the most considerate thing in the room.
No price too high for my newly renovated living room to be under the protection of the Autobots.
Do you know that joke about reading shampoo bottles in the bathroom? This is for reading in your kitchen while your water boils.
How long are they waiting for buses where books are the most practical time-killer?
Finally! I've had it up to hear with all their pesky nighttime wailing, and no earplugs I've ever tried have drowned them out entirely!
That's...cool, I guess. I can't imagine a single practical application, but it sure is neat!
No car is complete without a handy emergency shark. Dead battery? Flat tire? No need to fear, emergency shark is here to help!
This feels too existential for me, I wouldn't be able to look at this every day without doing a whole cycle of confronting my mortality.
I like tipping, but 99% feels a little steep. For that, I better be served the greatest food I'll ever have the pleasure of eating, all while my favorite band plays me a private show at my table.
They're not wrong, I guess, but that's not what I wanted to think about today nor who I wanted to prompt it to me.
Yes, good, the sippy cup lid drink model is far superior. May it spread to fast food locations across the globe.
Thank goodness they won't tell anyone. The last thing I need is to be reported to the tag-cutting authorities.
