"Sorry I'm late, a peacock was attacking my car."
"I mean, at least try to come up with a convincing excuse Dave!"
Actually, you could say that they have terrible luck due to the fact that this happened to them or that they're very lucky the tree trunk didn't go much further!
One very delightful person did add, "Better than finding half a slug," which is really looking on the bright side!
I cannot imagine how much of a pain in the arse it would be to get this cleaned up, and the smell must have been terrible.
Good God, that poor guy will never walk across one of these glass bridges again! I know that I wouldn't!
Are they sure that this isn't a very clever design choice? If I were Lush I'd try to play it off as such anyway!
That might be their complimentary beverage for the flight? Seriously though, why are they touching that?!
Wow, that's pretty damn severe as well. Good luck balancing that out, gonna need some very specific face-wear to manage that!
Toxic Mango Sap sounds like a really weird death metal group who only do parodies of other metal bands.
What a wonderful surprise to encounter on your first holiday in however long! I guess this isn't really the time to be asking families to share rooms either!
Well, one thing is for sure, you won't be suffering from Athlete's Foot In Mouth disease any time soon.
I guess that drawing attention to it like this is one way to get around having it fixed? I wonder if the door still works or if they have to clamber in and out through the window?
"Ah, but a window is more of a state of mind, wouldn't you agree?"
"No. Give me my money back."
This person also did clarify that there was a mailbox nearby for mail and packages, but the delivery driver just thought this was best.
There must be some poor kid somewhere who is going to school in the biggest shoes he has ever seen.
I wonder if there is a way that they can turn this into a kind of postmodern comment on art? Seems like that's what most people do anyway in art.
Maybe this is some kind of 2021 Suez Canal Obstruction immersion experience? I can't say it would be a very fun experience to re-live though, looks a little boring.
While this is a truly ghastly thing to be stuck next to, another person did posit, "The worst is when they put their toes through the gap of the armrest in the seat in front of them."
The amount I relate to this photo is unbelievable. So close, yet so far. Why Honest Kids, why!
He'll remember that razor burn/hack job every time he looks at his wedding photos. And as we all know, weddings have a lot of photos.
You think the delivery person would have noticed that the package was, you know, dripping everywhere. The box is definitely staying spicy, though.
'Nothing is going to stop me from getting to this promotion meeting. I'm taking my bike to work, not my car, to avoid traffic. What could go wrong?'
You: Alright, world, no funny business today. I'm really just not in the mood.
Alarm Radio: It's a beautiful day with absolutely zero traffic!
You: Oh, I guess today is going to be alright then...
Pokémon Name: Tractogon
Strengths: farming tasks, transportation, hauling things, badass red paint job, spontaneous combustion.
Weaknesses: Sun, air, water, earth, wind, fire.
Okay, so this obviously isn't a person (we hope that's obvious, anyway), but we felt so much for this little guy that we had to include him on this list.
Take the windows out to repaint them, they said. It will be so much easier, they said.
At least they have a towel to match the color, the idea of using a white towel to dry this would push me over the edge.
The bigger question is, 'how strong are your nails?' Maybe these nail clippers belong to Wolverine.
Not only do they have an incredible mess to clean up, but now they aren't getting that much-needed morning cup of coffee.
That is actually how Jason Bourne used to find his new identities, by buying old jackets from second hand shops.
