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Quotes About Husbands They Probably Won't Find Very Amusing

Marriage can be quite the adventure, to say the least. As most wives can agree, sometimes husbands know how to push all the right buttons.

You gotta love them, but sometimes it's good to have a harmless laugh at the expense of our husbands and their...let's just say, less endearing qualities.

We've compiled some great quotes to embody the kind of wifey humor that's needed in just about every marriage.

This quote is for the wives who believe friend-zoning is always an option.

While husbands may think that they're impervious to being friend-zoned after the wedding vows are said, the truth is they're never out of the woods.

Especially, when their wives are with the kids all day.

Here's a marriage hack that husbands won't find so cute.

It can be frustrating to feel like the nagging wife who always repeats herself, until many wives realize that the problem isn't their nagging, it's that husbands don't listen.

It's no fun to find yourself repeating the same thing over and over again, but teasing husbands about their selective hearing is.

This is the quote for the wives who are tired of mansplaining husbands.

No matter how many times husbands are given clear directions, they almost always have their own defiant approach.

Whether it's asking for directions or picking up the kids successfully, the more they mansplain their plan, the messier things get. Sometimes, there's a need to embrace the humor of it all.

Finally, here's one for the wives who can't have nice things because of hubby.

While many husbands won't exactly get a chuckle out of the prospect of being traded for a cat, most wives are more than a little huffy about having to give up their cute fluffy feline just to save their husband from a few little sneezes.

Let us know what you think of these quotes in the comments and if any of them resonate with you.

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