19+ People With Nothing But Bad Advice

The person who posted this went on to say that it worked a little bit. Although, would it not just be easier to buy apple juice?

Look, if you want to put peanut butter in the toaster then that is your right to do so! Although, you will be held responsible when the place burns down.

Let me give you a bit of heads up. If you eat your pizza like the bottom diagram suggests, you will have heartburn for weeks, especially if you eat it in one go and wash it down with a bottle of white wine...not that I'm speaking from experience.

My grandfather always used to say this to me. Although, that was mainly because he was a recovering education addict who lived in a hollowed-out carrot.

"Excuse me, is your kid playing in the ball pit?"

"Yeah, why?"

"I think you should probably get them out of there, did you not see the sign?"

"Oh, dear Christ!"

The strange juice has long been a favorite beverage of mine. You don't need to sell me on the strange juice!

It looks like the guy on the advert is staring into the souls of kids and saying, "If I catch you in school, I'll beat the living daylights out of you!"

Someone posited that this 11-year-old may actually be Tony the Tiger in disguise, which checks out. The thing that I cannot stop focussing on though is how much neater this child's handwriting is than mine.

I can imagine that there isn't an entrance around the corner and that the staff in this store simply don't want to work and have locked the door.

But, the sign on the left is laminated, that means that it has to be right! I've never had my faith in the sanctity of laminating rocked like this before.

I feel like she should have seen this coming when she gave him a piece of advice like this. Also, yearbook quotes are meant to be stupid aren't they?

If you can track him down, then you earn the right for him to buy your house. This is a great little marketing ploy to attract those who love a good quest!

As someone else also noted, I don't think that there is a single politician out there who couldn't adopt this mantra as well!

This is a terrible idea, you'll risk getting water in your wine! You should instead have a really long straw that stretches out of the shower into a giant bucket of wine, that'd be much better.

That's not actually the worst advice you could probably get! For an additional $4 I'll give you even worse advice!

In my experience, this is nonsense. I have a cabinet propped up in the corner that I've had for ages now and it's still not assembled itself despite me being on my 113,896th glass of wine.

I am actually very curious about what sort of thing he would sing, I might hire him to sing at a friend of mine's house and not warn them he is coming.

I know that it is quite an angry sentiment, but something about this still calms me. That is just the power of cross-stitch.

I mean, it depends what they're selling. If they're selling do it yourself arses then this is the perfect logo!

The incorrect "and" is a lovely little touch. I hope that it was intentional anyway, although it doesn't really matter at the end of the day I guess.