Mental fumbles happen. We can't all be Einsteins all the time, so there will inevitably be moments where we realize we've said or done something that seriously brings into question just how exactly we manage to function in daily life.
But maybe we can rest a little easier knowing we're not alone.
I have two theories: either she couldn't get that basket out of the cage and just said "screw it", or she really thought the store was offering these brand new over-the-shoulder-basket-holders.
The caption for this one really says it all: "I have discovered the longest length of board I can fit in my car...apparently a hair shy of 10 feet!"
Measuring tape not required.
The best part about this is that it took her several steps to actually notice what she was walking in and stop to think about the situation she's just put herself in.
You can't say she didn't try. I'll bet mom stood there for a solid five minutes getting her nifty charging set up all ready to go. A for effort.
"Small" is just a state of mind, really. And this sign is just a suggestion. So really, who's in the wrong here?
(Hint: it's still the tool behind the wheel of this monster.)
I'm sure this guy wasn't even all that upset about the massive cleanup job he had ahead of him. The real devastation probably came from realizing his delicious dinner was no longer edible.
I'm just going to go out on a huge limb here and say this wasn't the first bottle that was cracked open that evening.
I just feel bad about this one. I'd hate to see that woman's face when she stands up to admire her work, only realizing what she's done. If it's any consolation, the floor looks great. And now you can stand there and watch it dry!
I've seen my own dad do this on occasion, and I've also seen him take a step back, stare at his backwards door, and question every life choice he's ever made.
This is what happens when you use spray sunscreen without rubbing it in and think that means you'll get an even coat. Not even close.
But he definitely lost us on the execution. I personally just love how genuinely angry he is about being so misled by the cereal bar companies.
Honestly, with all the information this person has given, I still feel pretty confident saying that they were the bigger idiot.
I think perhaps that's a bit more of a given than the date on which the smoke alarm was installed. But I'm no expert.
Well, I can definitely see what the thought process was here. But you'd think at some point someone would have stopped and realized, "Wait...this might not work the way we want it to."
Man, this sucks. Really makes you wish were was something to prevent cars from getting into areas of the road where they shouldn't be. Maybe in the color orange, too. Those would really help prevent these kinds of incidents.
And that's why you never park your car on the ice. Can't believe it has to be said, but here we are.
Well, I'd say she definitely succeeded then. Those keys aren't going anywhere.
That's going to be one tough mess to clean after one tough lesson she had to learn.
The best part about this is she probably left the house that morning thinking she'd done a good job. And the cluster of barrettes at the back really complete this stylin' 'do.
Any fans of Bob's Burgers out there will appreciate this picture because it's basically exactly what happened when Tina learned how to drive a car in an empty parking lot.
Hot water would have done the trick just fine, so I'm not exactly sure why they went the extra mile with boiling water. Probably to get those keys extra disinfected.
I can just imagine this person's frustration and subsequent rage at realizing what they just did.
Is it just me, or wouldn't you give anything to have been at that presentation and see these two at the very moment they were told they were actually supposed to be talking about euthanasia?
The genius baker was under the impression they would roll themselves up while they baked. While that would be super cool, that's just not how these pastries work unfortunately.
Hey, what can she say? Mom knows a good photo opportunity when she sees one.
Everything. It could all go wrong. Please stop what you're doing at once, sir.
Look, if you're in that much of a rush that you need to zap-fry your laundry, you may want to plan ahead a little better.
This guy said he walked in on his wife trying to cook a roast like this. And sure, she could just be browning it. But judging from his need to snap a pic and post it to Reddit, I'd say she full intended on pan-frying that monster.
I guess the camera man didn't feel like speaking up sooner.
I've always wondered if this is something that can actually happen outside of movies and TV shows. Apparently yes, yes it can.
Maybe I missed the announcement, but I don't remember hearing about the new Republic of Westeros.
I really admire this guy's determination. That thing clearly isn't going in there, but in the words of every airplane passenger with an obscenely large carry-on they're attempting to shove into the overhead compartment, "It's gonna fit."
I'm not too proud to admit that I've been in this exact situation many a time, and am always hit with the same deep shame and disappointment.
"And while we're at it, the wheel keeps making this funny noise whenever I hit it, and the tires keep stopping when I put my foot on the left pedal."
