First things first: This entire article is working off of stereotypes.
I have a couple friends who recently went from being single to being in a relationship and they used modern dating apps like Tinder and Bumble to meet their partners. They're happy couples. But stories like that don't make for funny articles. We laugh at the shortcomings of others and ourselves. Which is why, in this article, I crapped all over the millennial dating scene. Personally, I think it's a cesspool. It's all vanity in a generation of Peter Pans who claim to be so accepting and worldly and loving. It's all a farce.
Screw it. We're here to laugh, so let's do just that!
