16 Weirdos Who Maybe Should've Thought That Through

Personally, I don't think that's the case here, but the buyer seems a bit remorseful. Hopefully, they have adequate goat accommodation quarters.

He was deffo watching your back here, because you were saved at the last minute.

Does she just assume that they burn hotter than the fires of hell at all times? Has that never seemed strange to her at all?

It's no secret that family traditions can get a little weird sometimes. I'm really hoping that he just clicked "tweet" a little prematurely, though.

The two aren't mutually exclusive, and it's pretty crazy to shell out that kind of cash without checking out a portfolio or something first. Who's really to blame here?

At least she's extended her reach. Maybe there's a doctor on her friend list that could help the poor girl out.

Ikea instructions are getting super evolved these days. You can't even quickly assemble a sofa without things getting out of hand.

It's the same stance my dad took after my public school principal confronted him about my future. "Sir, you'll be lucky if your daughter finds a career where she remains clothed."

He's not FaceTiming his call in, Jessica. Unless asking people to confirm their billing PIN is your go-to pick up line, you're coming off a bit desperate.

You should've just checked for a ring while his hand was that close to your face. Maybe you could've played it off as a cute flirting tactic and snagged yourself a dentist.

You're in a bathroom stall, you're not hurting anybody. Walk out there and leave with confidence, girls respect that. Or check the sign on the door next time, whatever.

That way you'll end up with a defrosted car instead of looking like Olaf from Frozen.

His parents couldn't have predicted this, and now he's got some strange obligation to the world that he never asked for. Let's go easy on him.

Just another argument against the whole Instagram moment at dinner. Keep it on your plate so you can actually taste it!

I mean, even if nobody recognizes an EKG of a heart undergoing a serious episode, it's probably best not to remind your customers of their cardiac health whatsoever when you're packing the saturated fats and sodium into them.

But it also begs the question of why exactly you need to flatten your money? Isn't it worth just as much if it has a crease or two in it?

And anybody searching those hashtags is going to be mighty confused when this post comes up. I hope that's the worst of it.

I forget, is a lung full of tar better for germs or worse? Like, do the cold and flu viruses stick to the tar or do they slide right off?

Tossing coins into a jet engine for luck will only deliver on that luck if you're hoping not to have to take a trip that day and prevent a couple of hundred other people from taking their trip as well.

The saliva will moisten the cardboard and it'll dissolve in your mouth. I know this because of...uh, something someone else did once.

Not that IQ tests are worth much in general, but 79 is not the kind of score you brag about.

But it's easy to see why they got that score if they're confusing the percentiles like that.

She looks more contorted than a game of Twister at a swingers meetup. Here's to hoping that everything realigned okay and she didn't end up with a stanky leg.

Maybe it was the J that threw him off? That's all I've got.

Hopefully she got the extended warranty, because I don't think they're gonna believe that this was a manufacturer's defect.

Honestly, at what point do you a) stop letting the cats out, or b) stop adopting cats??

The idea gets an 'A' but the execution, not so much. And considering how much work the artist must have put into it, yikes.