17+ Wild Pics That Prove Hospitals Are One Crazy Place To Be

A bunch of trickster nurses gave gummy bears these fun symptoms. This wouldn't be a bad tool for anyone who's on a diet. Even if you've got a mega sweet tooth, you probably don't want a "carbon monoxide poisoning" flavored gummy bear.

This duck looks like she owns this hospital, and she pretty much does. Every year, she walks through the hospital to an interior courtyard to lay her eggs. Once they've hatched, she leads them back outside.

I kid, I kid. This might make for a boring movie, but the fact that the windows at Pittsburgh Children's Hospital are washed by straight-up superheroes is pretty awesome.

Seeing this guy — you know, the guy from the meme — in this hospital would be unsettling. At best, it means you're in for a situation that will cause you to visibly cringe.

I'm not saying that those involved in organized crime shouldn't get the same medical attention as everyone else, but I certainly don't think they deserve their own special parking section.

Formatting is your friend. I think the person who made this sign wants the reader to give blood, but I'm not sure. It might be urging me to let paranoia take over.

I want to believe that this adorable interaction really happened. But this took place in a hospital, where everything smells like coffee and facemasks, but nothing ever smells happy.

There's nothing wrong with the stuff this hospital is trying to encourage. But they needed to pick a better acronym. Pretty soon you'll have people SHARTing all over the hospital.

This ER preserves the fish hooks it's pulled out of various people for posterity. Just think of all of the poor decisions that went into the pieces that make up this display.

Maybe there's a perfectly rational explanation for this. Maybe two patients put on one of those two-person horse outfits. All I know is there's a horse loose in the hospital. I think eventually everything's going to be OK, but I have no idea what's going to happen next.

This guy cut his finger really badly and needed to find a way to kill some time. It's cute, right? Maybe his mom will put it up on the fridge.

I have no idea what's going on with this picture. Are they humoring a patient, or is this just what they do when someone goes on a hot streak?

I love the fact that this book was found in a doctor's office. I would absolutely not love it if this book was found in my doctor's office, though.

If the news outlets bore you, and you're not in the mood for Turner Classic Movies, this hospital has a whole lot of, uh, Available for Insertion in its TV listings.

You know how some video games fill their worlds with believable details, while others take a super low-effort approach? Let's just say that this hospital belongs to the latter category.

This goofball glove may be a little startling when it's the first thing you see after waking up in the hospital, but it's definitely moire comforting to see it on your visitor than on the doctor.

Not only do we apparently know what the hospitals look like in Gotham City, but one of them somehow has a direct route to the Bat Cave.

As long as the bats stay where they belong, I suppose that's fine.

Most of its body is obviously made from pet hair, but those things floating over its head are actually dog toenails.

Yay?

Not only does it randomly show up on bulletin boards, elevators, and hallways, but it's apparently done so for the last 10 years.

That's a lot of dedication for such a confusing prank.

It's hard to tell exactly how he arrived at that conclusion, but I hope I don't need to tell anyone that it didn't work.

Not only can patients bask in the comforting presence of the world's greatest ambassador of love and life, but the fact that they bandaged up one of his hands is a nice touch.

Not only is hopping over chairs not something we want to in an emergency, but it's pretty likely that some of the patients who checked in that day couldn't even if this somehow made perfect sense to them.

If the staff get the feeling that their day's been busier than usual, they need only look at the butt imprints in these chairs to confirm their suspicions.

For whatever reason, the information booth inside has this strange dummy lying around.

Either somebody didn't get away with using this to get in the carpool lane or someone else did get away with putting this in their place while they slack off.

I wonder how long it took the reception staff to get used to seeing the same patient twice every day?

No matter how far medical technology advances, it seems that students aren't getting any closer to the opportunity to practice on a non-creepy dummy.

May the roach beach rest in peace. It was tragically struck down in its prime for being too unsanitary to lie around in a hospital.

Still, the fact that someone filed off the end of the P on this patient slide board was enough to brighten the uploader's day, so that's definitely worth something.

It's like a surgeon was so proud of the job they did on this patient that they had to commemorate the experience.

Not everyone understands how serious alcohol withdrawal symptoms can be, but having some medical beer around can potentially be life-saving.

They had visited to show some sick kids their firetruck, but learned that not all of them were well enough to come down and see it.

So instead, they hoisted the ladder up and brought the excitement to the kids directly.

You may recognize it as a "baby on board" sign and it's appropriate because this chopper often services children's hospitals in Los Angeles.

Right now, the best guesses are that it's either a cleaning bot or a transporter of medical samples. Either way, nice bowtie.

There are likely a lot of hospitals that are supposed to be haunted, but it's hard to believe that they have ghosts as adorable as this one.

A trail of blood on the floor? Kinda gross, but no biggie. A recently removed leech making a bid for freedom? Kill it with fire, and maybe burn the whole hospital down while you're at it.

I don't know what fantasy world this hospital thinks it exists in, but where I come from, toilets do actual work. People don't just toss TP in and then flush.

It might look like a desperate message on the window of this Los Angeles hospital. Squint and read the message, though, and it's just one solitary maverick asking the world for pizza. We can all relate.

This hospital in India must have been built a few years ago. By now, they're probably less worried about PUBG-related psychosis, focusing instead on opening a brand-new Fortnite wing.

It's funny and all, but if you're the employer, what do you do? Like, your employee is saying they've lost their ability to even, and a certifiable doctor backs them up on it.