Growing up, we all had that moment where we got a birthday gift we didn't want. If you asked for a Transformer, you probably got a Go-Bot. But it was a Go-Bot that fell off the back of a truck and partially melted somehow.
We were told we had to pretend to like it so Grandma's feelings wouldn't get hurt, but not all of us had it in them to give an Oscar-caliber performance.
So if there's anything good about these people's situations, it's that they could keep their reactions 100.
"Let's get this perfectly clear. I decide when it's time for a walk and you'll play along or your phone is next."
It's possible that he wanted this, but I don't know. He looks pretty bummed out about it.
It's so unfair that after all that effort of uprooting, it's still not good enough for them.
Sometimes what you think you want isn't what you really want.
Especially when you're stuck debating if it's less painful to try the top or bottom path.
And while we're at it, what's so urgent that he couldn't wait until he found something safer? Literally anything would've been better than this.
I don't know anything about how this happened or what causes the purple plague, but apparently, this only took 10 hours.
Sleep tight, children.
And I feel pretty bad for him, but I also have to admit it's a surprisingly good metaphor for adulthood.
We all miss our free ice cream, young'un. And not having bills.
What's the difference? Well, normal fire just goes about without thinking or feeling. But the demon knows exactly what to burn.
They dropped an entire pizza, but not one slice of it is upturned. Once it landed topping-side down, they knew it was all over.
If he took more pictures of this experience, I think there'd be one of the mom rolling her eyes before agreeing to hide for him.
Soda cans will explode when you leave them in the fridge, but I didn't know they could also be that friend who tricks ice cubes into doing stupid stuff.
And toothbrushes aren't even that expensive, so this was clearly an act of psychological warfare.
I guess it worked.
I'd know the answer if I had the chance to examine that thing. If the owner sees me checking it out and yells "Please, just take it off my hands!" then it's definitely the second one.
I'm pretty sure houses don't usually melt inwards for no reason, but who's crazy enough to design an open-faced building?
It's clear why nobody wants it, though.
And that's why I can guarantee his next face will be saying "OK, fine" when the fire gets too big.
Mind you, he'll be the one laughing at the rest of us since that powerful mind of his is protected.
So not only is there a giant log in this toilet, but there's a large bird too? Did it make friends with the inevitable toilet alligator?
Makes you wonder what he said to piss off the burger flipper so badly he ended up with this disaster.
And I don't think it can easily be changed to read "England 2018 World Cup Fourth Place Winners."
The chairs aren't exactly a haven of comfort even before you add in someone else's pedicure.
Yeah, unicorns, that's precisely what comes to mind when you see this cake decorating job. Anybody want to take a unicorn cake home with them?
I'm with you, cat buddy. I, too, have been impatient for bacon. Some lessons are learned the hard way.
Turns out you really want to rub in spray-on sunscreen, just like the lotion.
Well, at least there's an option to get more of the training that's clearly needed. And it's free! Let's hope in this case that you don't get what you pay for.
I guess when you think about it, this is Steve's fault for naming her after weeds.
