Pregnancy brain is for sure a real thing. Any mom knows that during pregnancy, your brain is just a complete and utter mess. That's why we have cravings and mood swings. Sometimes, we say outrageous things, other times we text them.
So specific. How many cat buttholes has she looked at in her life?
She went from yelling at her hubby to farting on him all night long. Calls for two apologies.
We can't help it if literally, everything reminds us of food.
Of all things to hurt, her butthole was the one that was the most uncomfortable.
Life is about balance — the fattening cookies and then the healthy carrots. It's health, look it up.
Everyone knows that a forgotten cheese sauce is an emergency, pregnant or not!
Sometimes we want a little bit of everything with no judgments at all, ever.
She's too busy to help and she's "calling in pregnant." Mood.
There's nothing quite like realizing you're everything you've ever wanted to be as a pregnant woman.
Sometimes, it just be like that sometimes.
At least she's ready to laugh about her pregnancy brain!
Obviously, any husband should know that you can't come home without a slurpee for your pregnant wife.
From Reese's pieces to crunchy dumplings, it's safe to say these cravings are on point.
It's really important to make a blackened chicken quesadilla and everyone should know.
Clearly, very important business.