Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice being giant snakes. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes, right? Who cares?
When you get right down to it, no one likes to be fooled by tomfoolery. It's just no fun being the one who gets pranked. However, it is fun for the spectators, so that's gotta count for something.
Haven't you learned anything from the vigorous social debate taking over Facebook this past year? You have two choices: either get woke or get out.
Searching for a pen is one of the most stressful situations, and this kind of trickery doesn't make it any easier.
I mean, we have photographic evidence, so why argue with that?
Please get a little fluorescent sweater for this fur ball before the unthinkable happens.
It's just an old-fashioned sweet potato that's been bulking all winter.
Sending out an optical illusion as a holiday card is pretty savage, because you just know someone is going to be obsessing over it.
And when I realized there wasn't a toy in there, I was pretty pissed.
The background can make or break an outfit, but hopefully not a career.
I guess this is a good thing if you like rocking tiger stripes on the regular. I, for one, am all about this kind of fitness fashion statement.
I know you can't really drink them or anything, but just look how cute they are all labeled and stuff.
When I got back, I saw them for what they truly are: sea glass.
Go upstairs and change before anyone sees the travesty draped around your tribal-tattooed shoulders. Harsh, but I'm only trying to help.
Shakespeare is so poetic. His plays are still very much applicable to modern life.
And by completely different, I mean much happier.
If you could make money being lazy, you would be living the dream.
So don't even act like you're doing a good deed, because you actually just lost all the nice guy privileges.
Considering how fast trends come and go these days, I'm surprised there aren't more fashion hacks to help the world save a few bucks.
This is the kind of thing that'll give a somewhat healthy person high blood pressure and a minor heart attack.
Someone revoke this man's license to practice medicine.
This is the most extra way to pimp out your ride without looking like you pimped out anything at all.
The sad part is that it almost worked, didn't it?
I mean, you've been blessed with opportunity, so don't take it for granted.
Devastating, but at least we don't have to hear their passive-aggressive comments across the dinner table every Sunday night.
I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it's just annoying. I guess this is a spoon now.
I don't actually know what this is, but I do know that it's not gum. It's probably some sort of street art exhibit that your weirdest friend created for a sidewalk craft festival in Maine.
No one has a good time defrosting. It's just not considered a pleasant activity. I'm sure you can think of many other ways to spend your time.
