7+ Celebs With Embarrassing Myspace Pages They Probably Wish Never Existed

Even the rich and famous were once new to social media — making the awkward rookie mistakes we're all so painfully familiar with.

Everybody and their mothers had a profile. It was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Screenshots weren't really a thing yet.

At the time they weren't exactly celebrities — so, maybe they weren't quite as careful about the things they were posting on the web.

Tom Hardy, starting us off strong!

This photo is the epitome of what f-boys looked like before we had an official term for them. These are the kinds of selfies they took.

Very disappointed in you, Tom. I thought you were better than this.

As disturbing as this is, I actually respect it.

He was living his best life, posting whatever the hell he wanted to.

#Goals

I know most teenagers go through a bit of an emo, side-swept, edgy phase. But this is the last look I'd ever expect to see T-Swift rocking.

(Don't worry, it was a costume for her stint on CSI

This had to be Taylor Swift's peak awkward phase — tied with her emo phase, of course.

Here's a fun little fact; Lana Del Rey's real name is Elizabeth Grant — and that's what her stage name was long before she landed on Lana Del Rey.

Before Ari's classic high ponytail came into the picture, she was apparently, into ball gowns, tiaras, and converse sneakers.

Very interesting combo, I'll admit.

Zayn seriously glowed up. A lot.

But nonetheless, I have to ask, why take a selfie with a Mcdonald's paper bag? Was he trying to brag about his high metabolism? Did he just genuinely think this was a good photo?

This is just so pure.

I would have never made my profile photo one of me and my parents.

This is the definition of innocence.

First of all, I'd like to just point out that Niall looks way too young in this photo to have been given social media privileges.

Second of all, he looks adorable.

Can we just take this in, please?

No one should ever say "my main steeze" in any sentence, ever.

Some things never change though. We know she loves dressing up for themed events.

The purple text and the Mika album art is what really puts it over the edge.

FYI, this was pre "Just Dance" Gaga — when she was deeply submerged in her futuristic disco-pop phase.

Great times.

Honestly, this might be overkill.

I refuse to read a social media bio that's longer than two lines. Sorry, not sorry, Gaga.

It's no surprise that the Jo Bros had a Myspace account for their band. But they definitely could have chosen a less cringey photo of themselves standing in V-formation.

Nick crossing his arms is the cherry on top, tbh.

Okay, this isn't that embarrassing — it's actually pretty cute.

But it's definitely wild to see what Nicki Minaj's brand looked like before she became wildly famous.

The worst part about this one is that she named herself "Princess Kimberly".

I physically just recoiled trying to say that out loud.

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. This filter is not cute. It's actually kinda scary looking.

What is cute, however, is that her URL was "horsegirl".

Nothing like a classic Macbook webcam filter to start you off on your social media journey.

We've all been there, amirite? I had a sepia obsession for all of the seventh grade.

That was an overwhelming amount of secondhand embarrassment. My face might actually be stuck in the cringing position indefinitely.