16 People Who Messed Up Big Time

Posting the photo on Twitter and letting the rest of the entire world know what happened is a completely different story though.

I know their slogan used to be "put a smile on," but I can think of about a thousand other things I'd put a smile on before actual poop. This isn't an episode of South Park.

If there's one thing we know about women's bathrooms, it's that there's constantly a lineup and that they're almost always full. Hopefully he had a big breakfast, because he's probably going to be in there for a while.

Why even bother registering if you're just going to enter a fake name? At least when I give people a fake name at the club, it's because I don't want to hurt their feelings. I'm pretty sure Chef Boyardee isn't too upset you're curving on him.

It can't be the first time though, can it? The combination of nitrous gas and a hand shoved down one's throat has probably led to tons of miscommunications.

And maybe the Tuesdays, and Wednesdays, and Thursdays, all at the same time. How else do you forget something like this?

Prematurely opening up to people is a form of bonding for me. Should I stop doing that? Is this weird?

I would love to be exhausted and satisfied after an entire day of pleasure — that sounds amazing. Isn't shopping just the best?

As far as misfired texts go, it could've been worse. And I mean, she's not wrong. That cookie is def lookin' like a snack.

First of all, not a thing. Secondly, you'd think someone would look at this order and consider confirming these details before sending it out.

I do like how the network didn't cut that part though, ensuring Seacrest would have to relive his indiscretion in front of millions of people. That's just good television.

The metaphorical type tends to be a lot more difficult to get out of, so maybe that's a good thing. I can't see his face but judging by that posture, I can only assume it's plastered with a look of defeat.

Everybody knows that fast food restaurants will do whatever it takes to keep their customers coming back. Personally, I think this was a tactic by big Chipotle.

Had he taken a normal picture, you probably would've left it on your phone and never looked at it again. Instead, he's given you the gift of this hilarious story to share with friends and fam. You should be thanking him.

There are few things that can overpower a girl's desire to be t h i c c, and apparently the strongest bone in the human body is no exception.

The good news is that I'm sure daddy will have no problem getting his princess another Lexus. I mean, he got her the first one knowing she drove like this, right?