Twitter | @fetedujuliet

Women Confess Their Worst First Dates And They Are Cringey AF

Listen, if you're going to joke about murdering me, at least have the decency to do it on the second date.

Twitter | @Lisarachnid

Now, I have to text all my friends your name and photo just to be safe.

What could possibly be a more nerve-wracking experience than combining a first date with a meet-the-parents dinner?

Twitter | @karajmcdowell

Yeah, no thanks, bud. That's about 1,000 mph too fast for me.

One minute, you're swiping right, and the next thing you know, you're looking at 25-to-life in a state penitentiary.

Twitter | @sloppyjessjoe

Alright, I know that's not the sentence an unwitting robbery accomplice would receive, but still — be careful out there.