16 Times Plans Would Have Been Better Left Unmade

There are always going to be a few really cringeworthy moments in everyone's life, when they wish they would have been drunk enough to forget. Strange scientists know awkwardness all too well, which is why they are the ones attempting to design a time-traveling device.

For the most part, regardless of how hard we try, we'll really have no idea what's in store for our future selves. I guess that's what makes life so exciting. It's also the exact same reason why fails like these are so hilarious.

1. The mystery machine is out of order until further notice. 

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

So if you were planning on riding around with the gang, all hopped up on Scooby snacks, you're gonna have to wait.

2. Another year up in flames. 

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I hope she didn't plan on having a nice start to another long lap around the sun. Sometimes, the universe tries to forewarn us about our future, and this looks like one of those times.

3. If you're planning on asking your dumb-as-a-doornail teenager to turn on the dishwasher tonight, please reconsider. 

The Chive | The Chive

Everyone knows that teenagers literally care about nothing except sleep and food. It's a fact.

4. This is why some daddies can't be trusted to visit the new baby on payday. 

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I know you're trying to spoil your little princess, but that stuff is dirty. Please control yourself.

5. I feel bad for the couple going through an extreme midlife crisis in the dead of winter. 

The Chive | The Chive

They were probably planning on taking a nice drive through the countryside with this completely unrealistic and overpriced automobile they purchased on a whim.

6. If you thought that planning for a good future included post-secondary education, then you may be blindly following the wrong path. 

Reddit | Ganeshadream

You saw what happened to Hansel and Gretel. Turn back now!

7. If you wanted to get any work done tonight, you best not even try to wait out this update.

Reddit | IPlayTheTrumpet

Everyone knows that even a two-minute update turns out to be five times the wait.

8. That morning commute isn't the best course of action for everyone. 

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Some people can't be trusted to get to the station on time. Plan to be way ahead of schedule, then maybe your entire body can make it next time.

9. This is what happens when you're always extremely busy and slightly late. 

Reddit | Zanzibear

Unless you are giving birth in the front seat, your plans are no more important than everyone else's.

10. When your morning routine doesn't go smoothly, you can pretty much guarantee that the rest of the day has already gone down the drain. 

Imgur | Imgur

Trust me, I know from experience.

11. Getting ready for a hot date isn't always easy, breezy, beautiful covergirl. 

Reddit | Phiarectix

I know that ripping out all of your eyelashes isn't how you thought you'd spend your Saturday night, but yet here you are.

12. Grandma is plannin' on getting lit tonight. 

Instagram | @5thyear

Cancel Sunday brunch, because things are about to get buck wild. You know church is going to be out of the question.

13. His first mistake was going to the party in the first place. 

Instagram | @lukehannontv

Sure, he pulled together a quick game plan, but honestly, his whole strategy is inherently flawed. There's no way you can disagree.

14. If he planned on being employed in the next few decades, he probably needs to take a much more clothed approach to this whole job search thing. 

The Chive | The Chive

If he doesn't know, now he knows.

15. I hope she wasn't planning on feeding her family today, because clearly McDonald's has other plans. 

Instagram | @worldstar

I'm not sure how this happens, but I do know that messing with hungry people is a huge mistake.

16. If you can't shave your entire body and wash off the residual shame, then going on any sort of pre-coital rendezvous is out of the question. 

The Chive | The Chive

It's basic biology, people. I'm not going to spell it out.

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