Some things you just can't unsee. Regardless of how much you try to wash your eyes out, they'll still be there, imprinted on your eyelids until the day you die. Consider the pictures you are about to see as some of the things you'll wish you never did see, but saw anyway.
I just want to formally apologize in advance for all the damage these pics will do for years to come.
Plus, this kid looks super sad. Why can't they run and play together?
Why do you gotta do us like that, bruh? I mean, what did we ever do to you?
Or you could just avoid holding the brush that close to your head and no one would ever know there was a resemblance.
Can you imagine what would happen if you threw your cheeks down on this seat without taking a good look? I guarantee you wouldn't be able to sit down ever again after that.
And when you do, you probably won't be dumb enough to assume it's a condom.
But thankfully, I put on my glasses and realized that it was actually two half-naked people who looked like one fully naked person.
As someone who constantly breaks and misplaces her phone, this gives me a rush of anxiety.
Talk about grindin' some gears.
I'm sure you'll have trouble getting to sleep tonight, but that's not really my problem.
Also, this is definitely considered torture. There's just no way around that.
In fact, it doesn't work for everyone around you who happen to be smelling your rotting burger.
The face on the man sitting beside them just kills me, because you know he's trying his best not to acknowledge the strangeness around him.
Because why wouldn't they? You're drinking from bread.
When crap hits the fan, you better hope a giant statue like this is only a few steps away.
I mean, getting one ankle monitor is bad enough, but two? Get a job, buy your own stuff, and for heaven's sake, call your mother. She's worried sick about you.
I mean, just look at this poor guy's face. He knows he's short. He doesn't need you towering over him cracking jokes to come to that conclusion.
Human beings are just terrible (myself included). It's best to stay as far away as possible.
