13+ Pics That'll Break Something In Your Brain

I hope you grabbed your internet-browsing helmet because the following pictures are all a hazard to your brain. So please, strap yourselves in, keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times, and please, please, please be sure to watch your head. Things are about to get bumpy.

1. Pegasus myths have been around forever, but what people don't realize is that flying horses are real.

Reddit | ConsciousCamel

Except it's more that they kind of float. And only while they're sleeping. It's wildly impractical, but it does keep them slightly safer from predators.

2. Ever worried that you have too much love to offer just one dog? Worry no more!

Reddit | curlypretzel

With this new, genetically engineered double dog (or Duog™), you can offer twice as much love to a single creature. Its single head means you only have to feed one mouth — however, the double rear does make for some erratic messes.

3. Apparently, we need to have a conversation about what the word "bigger" means.

Reddit | Icecreep109

Now, it is possible that they're saying it's bigger than another sized container, but I'm still getting sinister vibes from this marketing campaign. I've got my eye on you.

4. I'm already a nervous bathroom-goer, I don't need this kind of anxiety adding extra stress to my routine.

Reddit | jester_hope

I genuinely don't understand this. Did someone just buy the wrong cistern lid, or did they just have an extra one from a totally different toilet laying around?

5. They say that it's the thought that counts, but in this case, the thought seems pretty evil.

Reddit | Reddit

Like, my heart tells me that my coins will still go to a good place, but I don't really want to take that risk.

6. We're actually going to take a little break from brain breaking for a moment to bring you some incredibly satisfying pictures.

Reddit | Bjarnie_Wurfmen

I would be so furious with whoever the first person was to walk through the snow.

7. If I owned these shoes, I'd have a hard time justifying not tiling my entire house like this just so I could do this with every step I take.

Reddit | curlysass

8. Okay, let's get back to the screwy pictures again.

Imgur | killkillkilldiediedie

Look at them! They're little babies! This is actually from an incredibly awkward interview from before the first episode ever aired.

9. That is certainly not the first way I would think to light up my world.

Imgur | marknlar91

See, this is why everyone needs to adopt the British way of spelling. Nobody is confusing "colour" with "colon," even with a janky "R." Looks real messed up.

10. Remember folks, you can't hear the sound of everybody laughing at you if you're laughing even louder at yourself.

Crying loudly also works, but I'd recommend you try laughing first.

11. I'm pretty sure that this works without the mustache too, but I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Imgur | NewWorldOrder

I really do empathize with Michael Cera. I, too, know the pain of being unable to grow good facial hair but looking like a 12-year-old without any.

12. As a Canadian, this never struck me as odd, but now I realize just how terrifying and 1984 it seems.

Imgur | Chatmeow9

That being said, it's generally inexpensive and pretty decent as far as quality goes, so maybe I just need to accept Big Brother.

13. I know people say that you should always give more than 100%, but y'all know that that's not supposed to be statistically possible, right?

Reddit | -usernames-are-hard

And what does any of this have to do with musical comedy?

14. Apparently, six chips on a laundry line is what this restaurant offers up as their serving of "nachos."

Reddit | mmonzeob

Why would you even bother giving out that much sauce? No one's going to be able to use that much!

15. Want to take a guess at what character this woman was going for in her costume 30 or 40 years ago?

Reddit | diversionary_kazoo

I stared for a good long while, and still couldn't have guessed that she was being Marvin the Martian.

16. Man, I hate when that happens.

Reddit | Myronian

And that's why they revoked my medical license. And by "revoked my medical license," I mean they don't let me near scissors in the office anymore.

17. We're going to have to have a conversation about what "unlimited" means.

Reddit | BallisticKB

Yes, I get there are differences in terms of the quality of service and throttling of certain speeds and so on, but it still grinds my gears, alright?

18. You paint for your whole life, and yet all people seem to want to talk about is that darned ear.

Reddit | c4p4t4z

I'd say he got an earful about it, but...y'know...the incident.

19. It didn't even occur to me that there could be a strategy to doing these things, let alone one that's quite so elaborate.

I mean, at best you're probably still paying, like $2 for a $0.65 prize, but this is still a cool party trick.

20. Can we stretch these dentistry/Guardians of the Galaxy puns any further?

Twitter | @hecpara

I wonder how much she charges for a Groot canal.

What if you just want to get checked out for a Thor tooth?

Alright, I'm tapped out, I can't come up with any Ga_mor_a.

21. I'm about to lose three hours going through Kijiji looking for pictures like this, aren't I?

Twitter | @SilviuMajor

No, Dylan, you can't. You're at work. You can't keep doing this. The people need funny listicles. You have an obligation.

22. When your shampoo gets caught up in Thanos' snap.

Reddit | ACHoax

I'm pretty sure that Infinity War has just permanently changed how I talk. Everything's an Infinity War reference. Heck, I'm even writing about it now.

23. According to AberrantConductor on Reddit, this is how their girlfriend enticed them out of bed.

Reddit | AberrantConductor

"I'm ashamed to say it worked."

Don't be ashamed, friend. We'd all do lots of weird stuff for Pringles.

24. It's the sequel you didn't know you needed!

Reddit | DavidIsHere124

I'm also incredibly curious about American Hero 4 underneath, there. I could definitely go for some janky rip-off of The Avengers right about now while I wait for Avengers 4.

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