I will be the first to admit that I'm no Bob Vila. Heck, I'm not even Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. As a homeowner, I have done some strange things to get broken stuff working again. But not on the level of the folks below.
I'm well aware that, sadly, zip ties and happy thoughts won't hold things together forever. Shortcuts might seem like a good idea, but they're not a real substitution. All the same, it's fascinating to see what shortcuts some people will be tempted to take!