You'd better get some pain relievers on hand, because these pictures are sure as heck going to make your brain hurt.
We've got all kinds of weird stuff for you today, from optical illusions to bizarre plants to some straight-up wacky behavior from people on the internet. So come along for the ride.
Sorry, I shouldn't stereotype like that. Not all French people have magic powers.
It's not like this was even in Hawaii or something. It was in Tanzania. What in the world are you doing over there, Tanzania?
I shall call him Himer Sompson.
This is what I feel like it would look like if you let Tim Burton direct a remake of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. Honestly, I'd watch it — as long as he could let someone talk him out of casting Johnny Depp.
It's even more important to put those limitations online for everybody to laugh at. Or laugh with you, I guess, is more of the point.
Of all the images and gifs compiled in this article, this is the one that is most likely to literally hurt someone's brain.
Apparently, they're called kangaroo paws. I can't imagine why.
Except it actually takes way longer for me to feel human. I wish I could just slide myself back into place like this. Man, that would be sweet.
Only vaguely related — a radio station I used to listen to had a segment where people called in to talk about lyrics they always misheard. My favorite was some guy who said that he always heard Nickelback's "How U Remind Me" as "I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of Harry Potter." That's probably still in my Top Five Funniest Things I've Ever Heard.
Like yeah, you could also say that the cereal will give me my weekly recommended dosage of magnesium if you also eat a block of magnesium with it, but that doesn't mean it came with the cereal. Come on, y'all.
We start on the Firth floor, then move onto the Twoth, Threeth, and end up on the silliest one of them all — Fourd.
And yes, we're all a bit wigged out by this, but I really need to know what Ask-Bobbi here is. My guess is that they're one of those aliens from Animorphs.
She's just sucking on the spoon! She hasn't touched the food! Your utensils are not an amuse-bouche!
The fact that the bottle yells "It Works!" on it should be a sign that somebody's trying to pull the wool over your eyes. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm really craving a burger.
Also, can we stop for a second and appreciate that this printer is apparently called Bob Marley? I dunno why, but that just tickles me.
I get that it's probably cost-prohibitive to get a model to pose with every single one of your hats. I really do get that. But come ON, people.
Is this Planet Tan? Why is Mars your planet of choice? Or is it actually a slice of salami? We've got problems here, obviously.
Until then, I'll keep sharing images like these and letting you decide for yourselves.
Maaaaaybe it's time to hang up the ol' keys, y'know?
Sure, thinking that an entire building would be constructed with the sole purpose of annoying me may speak to my delusions of grandeur, but here we are.
Please don't actually eat receipts.
Does having any amount of cheese automatically make it a cheeseburger? Or is there a certain percentage of surface area you need to cover before you're allowed to use that word?
At first, I thought it was photoshopped, but then I realized that nobody would ever think that this was interesting enough to photoshop. Turns out the vent slats are just going the opposite way, so the reflection makes it seem backwards. Pretty disappointing, eh? Now you know how my wife feels.
Sure, it makes for a more realistic and (literally) immersive experience, but the cost of all the water damage just made it not worth it at all.
