I think we've all been in a situation where no matter how hard we tried to make something work, it just refused to. If that situation was a person, it would be the kid we're stuck babysitting who just won't go to bed no matter how hard we cry.
And nine times out of 10, it'll keep giving us trouble until we either take a stress nap or find the nearest dumpster to hurl it into while we scream in rage.
If these people were photographed just a little later, I'm sure that's what we'd see them doing.
I guess they're really banking on the chance of a farmer seeing this and saying, "Oh great, Matilda's at it again."
"Screw you, Dad! I said I wanna be a dump truck and I'm not letting you stop me from following my dreams!"
If I were the captain of that boat, I'd honestly be more curious about where he even fell from than I'd be worried about the top.
No, the real fail here was letting it anywhere near such precious resources. Not even a public bathroom makes you use half-ply toilet paper.
But if it makes her feel better, we've finally found a way to pick impartial judges. If the next Olympics aren't judged by dogs, boycott them.
Like, the next thing you know, somebody's gonna bring a peacock on board and it'll get all in this stuff, and it'll just be chaos.
Shout-out to the photographer for being the most patient driver ever, though. They didn't even use one curse word when they uploaded this.
Although, if someone still manages to steal the wheels off this thing, let's just abandon bike locks and tie a white flag to them instead because it's over.
It's sort of like when a basketball bounces around the hoop before falling off, only way more expensive to fix.
Kinda hard to tell how this happened, though.
If it pops up soon, it probably was a cool sign. If it doesn't, it's like when we sent our teachers a file we knew they couldn't open so they wouldn't mark us late.
Although, to be fair, I guess the kind of person who makes this wouldn't see an array of flashing lights and sirens as a "problem."
I like how even Isaac (yes, I know their names, shut up) seems a little confused about why he's on this shirt. The other two are just too nice to say anything.
I mean, I know Khaled would probably laugh and be cool with it, but no one's gonna willingly take on that nickname.
But I can't say I'm not on his side with this one. Exercise is great and all, but have you tried napping?!
I guess you don't really consider the fact that you can't even see your own back tattoo 'til it's done.
I don't want my chicken to turn to me like, "I don't feel so good."
The only good news is that his eyeballs smell minty clean...which, well, isn't really a sentence I thought I'd ever have to write, but here we are.
I'm just really hoping that they didn't do it the way it looks like they did it: by just taking a big bite out of the top.
Yeah, the Avengers and Justice League are fine and all, but who doesn't wanna see Shrek fighting villains alongside the Blue Ranger and short-sleeved Superman?!
Like, I'm sure that hole feels nice on the back, but somehow, I think it'll be a little hard to focus on that when somebody's unlucky enough to do their business here.
But when the bones have already broken, we might as well just let them think their shenanigans were worth it...until they try it again, at least.
Not only is the game challenging and kinda dangerous, but the prizes suck. I "only" lose five pounds of rice? Awesome. Thanks, Skip.
