I'm about to be real boring for a second, but in case you haven't come across the "absolute unit" meme yet, you're in for a treat.
Twitter memes are not a new phenomenon, but late last year, one particular meme got rolling where people would post pictures of big, nay huge, version of things with the caption "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit." The rest is history. Or rather, the rest is sampled in the article you're about to peruse.