The beauty world can be daunting to those who are not prepared — it's not for the faint of heart!
There are a million different types of face primers, foundations, concealers, setting powders, bronzers, contour powders, blushes, and highlights. What about eye primers, shadows, liners, and mascaras? Do you want your setting spray finish to be dewy or matte?
Feeling overwhelmed? Don't worry, you're not alone!
L'oreal True Match is always a win, but three bottles of the same shade? And a rando Covergirl foundation?
Interesting.
Tbh, I can't really blame her daddio! Too much foundation over the wrong shade of foundation is a problem I'd be happy to have.
Anyone who wears makeup knows you can never have enough wipes, and as far as razors go? YEAH, I'll take 100!
I am prickle town if I neglect my hair removal regimen.I'll need something strong than those BIC twin razors, tho.Where's my 5-blade men's razor at?!
It's a cliché for boyfriends to tell their makeup loving GFs that they look "better without makeup," but is it just because they're cheap? Don't they understand snatched brows and crisp contour comes at a cost?
Nothing about these shoes flip, but HONEY, they are a FASHION FLOP.
What did women do before FaceTime? Just send the men out into the jungle of the beauty world and hope they made it out alive?
The look of a man who has been lost in Sephora is comparable to the look on my face when I get full-fat milk in my iced coffee instead of soy.
HORROR!
I have known my skin type since birth, and honestly, it's so messed up to me that some men don't have the same knowledge!
Do you have acne prone skin? Do you need an exfoliant? Would you prefer a gel or cream cleanser? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
It takes a certain woman to pull off a cowboy boot, but NO ONE could pull these suckers off.
These are the type of knee highs that grandma's who are going to a fancy, formal occasion wear. THAS IT!
My hands get dry and cracked using those to clean — I can't imagine what they would do to a lady's cherub cheeks!
But please, ladies and gentlemen, let this serve as a reminder to READ the labels of things before you shovel them into your mouth.
I mean, I guess it is kinda strange to just have synthetic, dyed hair chilling on a board like that?
Tbh, am I the only one that's shook he even knew what a Beauty Blender was in the first place?
Is this technically a face mask? Yes. But shouldn't he ask more questions, like why his stepdaughter would need a paint sanding respirator in the first place?
I know it truly does look like a hand wash, but this is not okay
Please, all parents, read the darn labels before you go and threaten to ground us. It is worth that extra time.
JK, JK. But that is a serious crime. Lip liners are to be treated delicately at all times, like anything else in our precious makeup bags.
Like...pretty sure you should always be reading labels before putting anything down there, BUT HEY THAT'S JUST ME.
Just a lot of questions. And hopefully a lot of demanding a brand new primer. Like ASAP.
LOL, please don't judge me, I just really wanted clean shoes!
And TBF, I do think that calling it a buttery balm is very misleading. I want that stuff from head to toe.
