It also might be a way to ensure that you break an ankle, BUT HEY! Priorities! I wouldn't even notice walking by, though — they're subtle stilts.
Whoever saw this is having a whale of a time, and I'm a little jelly, I mist admit.
And now tell me that seeds DON'T keep on growing in our tummies! This is a PSA, folks: Never swallow. It only leads to bad things, so always, always spit it out.
Maybe it's a new hybrid that I don't know about — the latest model or something.
Or both? WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?! IDK, but I'm now craving a Big Mac.
And that's certainly because it's not a real tree and everything is a lie.
I wonder if it actually runs on peanut butter.
I've never had anything in a kitchen look that excited for me to be there.
NO ONE LOOKS AS GOOD AS THEIR PICTURES! Not online and not on boards.
There's no way you can play with this little thing without losing it. There's no way! And how could you play without, like, inhaling it somehow?
It's like a few pixels are missing or something. But it's still cute as heck. Would pet.
The shadow of this wind chime looks like the Starship Enterprise, which is pretty out of this world.
Bring on the aliens! The light sabers! The evil villains! I AM READY!
And maybe they're also realizing "bawk" rhymes with "shock."
Sounds like it should be off teaching some yoga or something. Downward dogs and drinks sounds like a solid combo.
I just want to have a few select words because none of this is okay.
Which is pretty nifty if you ask me. Turns out glass doesn't do so well with portrait mode ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
And by eating problems, I mostly mean my serious lack of finesse when it comes to using chopsticks.
This guy using his Nintendo 3DS is just as amusing to me as someone taking pictures with their iPad in public. I LIVE for it.
They're actually clam shells, but together they look like a very strange rib cage, and I so wish it was.
Not that cup-ception would make it any less cool. And it's actually helpful because you won't burn your fingers! Never a bad thing.
And outside a school? I will say I admire his dedication to safety though — you never know what waves you'll face.
Just use tissue paper. Which I think would end horribly once it starts to rain, but I guess the color is right for it.
Which, you know, is super helpful if someone happens to ask what wine it is.
