If my dad wasn't one of them, I wouldn't know there are actually people who hear their alarms and don't automatically grumble every curse word they can think of.
So, yeah, something really exciting has to be planned for a day if I'm starting it with a smile. But some mornings just ensure that our mouths stay perfectly frowny until lunch.
And these people just learned the hard way what one of those mornings feels like. If you see them, just let them live.
After all, putting one of these up disrespects everyone who sits here, including (potentially) me. They know what they did.
If somebody made their nightmare come true and came in, that smile would instantly turn into a wide-eyed stare and frantic yell. "Occupied!"
Then, we can't prove the smile was ever there.
They got all psyched up to scare the young'un with that mask, and baby doesn't seem to care. There's a frown under that werewolf.
Their only hope is to make this situation really adorable really fast. I don't know, dude, talk about how her eyes sparkle or something.
It's an ice cream cake, Larry. It'll melt if I don't. Plus, it seems like a good way to stop looking at your hurtful message.
It's also very appropriate that it's so close to the trash can because we'd be kidding ourselves if we said this thing belonged anywhere else.
"No three cheese" is a tragic statement on its own, but now I've gotta measure my cash? I'll bet $50 will be "longer" than $20.
I'm guessing her employers already saw this, though. Otherwise, she's not helping her case by drawing more attention to it.
If those passengers aren't total monsters, this will be one of those rare five-star ratings given out of pure guilt.
So, some driver had bold, new ideas on where the road ends, and these lawns just got caught in the crossfire.
Actually, scratch that. The answer is obviously the truck driver who still finds a way to hit it.
Seriously, the relief I feel when I'm in the bathroom and get this zipper to come out is so real I almost have to go again.
I don't feel like I need to mention that my bag wasn't anywhere near this big, but nobody's should ever be this big.
Maybe he should quit and get into something more relaxing, like bomb disposal.
If I wasn't so sure they'd be weirded out, I'd hug whoever's working there on sight. They're going through it, trust me.
If there's anything that can put a damper on a good time with the doggo, it's soggy furniture and having to get a mop.
Somehow, I don't think the driver will find it comforting that the other car is fine, if they even hear that news through the sobs.
Still, I guess there's kind of a trade-off. You get a lot more days off when they always have to stop your school from sinking to the bottom.
At least, that's the only explanation I can think of for how this happened. Yeah, literal time travel.
The good news is that she'll probably turn her frown upside down by then. The bad news is her smile will be evil.
I guess that would be "worthless," but that doesn't make sense here. What's the word for getting a cursed item?
Actually, I'm sure it's the second one because otherwise, these would all be Trap cards.
There's no explaining the rest of this, though.
But seriously, what was happening here to make the cop think he needed to use this?
I would definitely like to live in a world where the photo on the right gets more likes than the one on the left, though.
