I'm not saying you can judge the quality of your friendship by the memes your friend tags you in, but you gotta admit that it's a good way to gauge whether they get you or not.
If they keep bringing a bunch of polka memes to you and that's not your jam at all, it's a warning sign. And yes, polka memes are probably a thing.
Whereas if they show you something like these, they're probably riding the right wave.
If you're already committed to eating raw cookie dough, why kid yourself at all?
It's not suddenly safe to eat undercooked chicken when the presentation is nice, right?.
If you're not even a little tempted to do this, I don't know who stole your childhood, but I swear I'll avenge you.
Sure, you put a frozen pizza or something in there and you can trust that the timer will tell you when it's done.
But with precious garlic bread? That's just neglect.
I mean, are you gonna pretend this wasn't your first reaction to homework? I'm definitely not.
It's a natural instinct to imitate them when they're this weird. Like, are we making sure our clothes don't clash with the moment after we sit on a thumbtack?
And that's why this poor soul shared their tragic tale with us. Apparently, when you throw a controller on the ground, they bounce.
An important safety tip.
And before you start worrying about buttery hoods, the trick is to set a hoodie aside specifically so you can do this.
Not even reclining seats can save theaters now.
You can't see me, but I have four coworkers in my direct line of sight and they're all hilarious, so you better appreciate my focus here.
Toy Story always showed the toys really wanting to play with Andy, but this seems more realistic.
If I drop you and break your arm, are you trying to make it happen again? Nah...
And that part about breathing the air and walking with my leg is so true. I even have two, so that's so much crazier!
Plus, you can't beat that never-ending friendliness and positivity. He just never stops smiling for anything.
Sure, pouring it into a glass was probably wiser than turning my life into a gassy mess for a while, but oh well.
That's underrated. I used to not like spiders until I was too lazy to get rid of one. Some time passed and ta-da, we're buds.
"Remember when our favorite thing to do as a family was sit around and eat pizza? Why can't we go back to that?"
Like, unless the store you're in only sells office supplies or something, you should find at least something to muck around with.
Halloween is a particularly good gold mine.
At least in this scenario, bae's actually asking. Other times, we can sum it up as, "I don't like this, but you're having fun, and I'm not wrecking that."
And besides, how much ruder of an awakening can you get then, "Get up, you have to work literally right this minute"?
I'm glad someone else respects that.
Getting up to go to work may be a drag, but if that work isn't outside, you end up counting your blessings on days like this.
I don't know if mixing everyone's bacteria in one place curses it or something, but it's a total bad luck zone.
Of course, the tragic issue is that finding someone as lazy as me takes effort, and that's exactly what neither of us want to put in.
*sigh* We're so star-crossed.
Like, there's no way they're thinking the same thing when we ask, "You know what sucks?" but they're curious about the sounds we're making, and that's good enough.
It's just like how the world always seems to wait until I'm weirdly red before someone takes a picture of me.
And the problem is that when you get enough people together, finding me turns into a game of Where's Waldo. At least Piglet stands out here.
If the story doesn't go, "I was messing around and then I knocked something over and made a mess," that's the face.
