24 People Raising The Bar For All Of Us

I'm impressed by the amount of lovable trolling here, and I'm the type of girl to put Smash Mouth right between Prince and The Weeknd on my Sexytimes Spotify playlist. I'd never play fair, though. I'm pretty competitive. I'd end up divorced through Acts of Nerf and I wouldn't even care.

I once played a D&D game where I took control of a town and made all the goblins swear fealty to me, so I understand these girls. I also ended up getting dumped because I bailed on a date when the game ran long, but I'm the Goblin Queen now, so.

This is actually an incredibly brilliant move. If only this worked virtually it'd be great because I have been trying to get off the mailing list for a gym I joined four years ago and they keep sending me three emails a day.

HE WAS PROBABLY JUST SPEEDING BECAUSE HE WAS STARVING, OKAY? Give the poor man a break. He just wanted some all white meat McGoodness in his belly. Maybe it was a McMergency.

I wonder how many times you could do this before you got caught? I'm asking for a friend. A friend who really likes free chocolate. Hell, I'll propose to a girl in a Denny's if they give me dessert for it. I'm not proud.

This is actually impressive. I'm not sure how he managed to do this, but I'm equal parts impressed and way too paranoid to go to the doctor for anything more than a cold from now on. Who knows who's really in that lab coat?

Is it just me, or would looking up at the ceiling and noticing your teacher staring down on you give anyone else the wiggins? I mean, she could have installed a nanny cam in the ceiling. It'd be less freaky.

Mind you, this goes out the window when you order from one of those knockoff designer sites and pay ten dollars for a pair of pants that end up fitting your kid's doll.

I'd be impressed by this girl's moxie too. It takes a lot of courage to ask a teacher to let you skip the final, especially when the cute photo you attach as bribery comes up on the first page of "cute animal stock photo."

This is a really involved con, and it's super inventive as well. If my kid managed to swindle 25 bucks out of me with this, I'd be mad, but impressed.

If only we could band together in support of people in such fruitful ways, life would be sweeter. This was such a grape idea. What an apeeling way to show support! Please don't wine about my puns here.

...Banana.

He may be wearing booty shorts, but what he did is booty-ful. And to be fair, those shorts really look great on him. He's pulling off that green color and cute '70s cut like they were made for him.

But I think that this is important scientific research. And also, I think it's great to know that I can build my own life preserver out of Doritos. You never know when you'll get washed up on a deserted island, and I'm a terrible forager.

This is a great way to bring in something that won't break the bank OR contain excessive levels of sodium. Plus, nothing is more irritating than hearing someone behind you crunch their nachos or popcorn. Watermelon is a much quieter snack.

Well, actually, they let one student's service dog be photographed for the school's yearbook.

Suffice it to say, my high school was boring in comparison to this one.

Luckily, the world is brimming with ingenious millennials who could never withstand a 3-hour flight without Netflix.

We should all be putting our phones in sandwich bags to protest these screen-less air prisons.

If everyone interacted with each other like this, heaven would be overflowing and hell would be empty.

Naw, man. If you really want to be a good Samaritan, you better give that 90-year-old a piggyback.

Of course, I wouldn't be able to personally take advantage of any of these things. Although, I could always do with a shame-free selfie zone.

The patience and understanding required to write a sign like this is godly. In fact, yeah, I'm pretty sure it was written by God.

But this person actually likes their neighbor. How do I evolve to that level of humanness?

Some of them spray-paint giant cardboard signs that warn you to slow your role and get off that dang cell phone of yours.

God bless him.

When you've gotten used to a medium soda at the theatre, the only thing that comes close is a literal bucket. And sometimes you just want six liters of cola to wash down that salty, salty chicken.

This girl managed to sneak a flask into her prom by using it as a clutch, and honestly, it goes so well with her dress that we can't fault her. That's a HUGE flask, though. Not bucket big, but definitely night full of bad decisions big.